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"JESUS CHRIS TURN THAT SHIT OFF!" I yell. I then realise that I'm yelling to no one and groggily get out of my bed to turn off the blaring alarm. I check the time, 6:40 am.
"Well shit, now I can't have a shower," I say as I toss on my ugly beige school uniform.
I grab my bag and quickly slather some Nutella onto bread and shove it in my mouth before leaving the tiny, rat infested place I call home. Running to the best of my ability (which is pretty shit) I make it onto the bus just before the door closes.
Me being the dickhead I am, created some bad blood (Taylor Swift is gonna see me in court now) between me and the bus driver for something really shitty I did to him. I may or may not have egged his house and got caught for doing it. Anyways, because I have great detective skills I figured out that that's the reason why he always comes to my house early and leaves after 5 seconds which means that I have to run Sonic fast in order to make it onto the bus.
The bus takes about 20 minutes before it reaches school so I use my phone to keep myself entertained. Sliding the earbuds into my ears I decide to listen to Psychobabble, a podcast by two of my favourite people on planet Earth, Tyler Oakley and Korey Kuhl.
"What do you think about the rumour that baby North West is actually the antichrist? "
I burst out into a fit of laughter, a girl sitting in front of me turns around and stares at me like I'm the antichrist.
Oh how rude of me, I never introduced myself. Hello my name is Shiv. I'm a devilishly good looking tenth grader (at least that's what Fen says) . I have a pixie cut, but it kinda looks like a grown out version of 2008 Justin Bieber because my hairdresser also hates me since I might've "accidentally" swapped her brown hair dye with neon pink hair dye (no ragrets). I vaguely resemble a tree because I have brown skin which accompanies my beautiful leafy green hair.
Just as I was about to flip off the girl in front of me, my only friend Fen (who I like to call Fennec Fox because he looks like one) gets on the bus singing Hello by Adele.
He's absolutely obsessed with her and he calls it a way of life. I shouldn't be talking though, I am utter band trash. I love Fall Out Boy, Panic! At the Disco, Twenty One Pilots and all that kind of stuff.
Fen sat next to me, holding what looked like a papier mâché volcano made by five year old me.
"Hey Fen," I say.
"Hey Satan," he replies with a grin on his face (I'll tell you the origin of that nickname later).
"What are thoooooooooooose?" I exclaimed while pointing at his poor effort of a volcano.
"JOHN CENAAAAAAAA!" he screams, "no it's actually my science project," he replies, actually being serious for once.
"Your what?"
"You forgot didn't you, you dumby. I hope you realise that this is worth 80% of our science grade."
"Fuck."
A/N
Hello I'm Shiv and this is the first time that I've published something, I really hope you like it :^D please leave any constructive criticism in the comments I'd really appreciate it :^)
