Alexys

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HAI! I'm Alexys! July 26th, 1995 changed this world forevers, cos ya know, I was born. Yeah, hold the applause. I have an older sister, but I don't talk to her much, now that she moved to a boring state, I think Virginia. Yeah, she has two kids and she's getting married this summer. We'll discuss this at a later time. So Hazel told me to do this - I'm not really sure how to 'just describe myself'. But, ya know, heres we goes. I'm a Ginger, and I'm stealing Hazel's soul. I have blonde and brown hair here and there, I really wish it would grow faster. I'm not really a patient person. I look really fit, but in reality, I eat like there's no tomorrow, and yet I'm not fat. Which is good, because if I didn't have such a fast metabolism, I'd weigh more than an elephant. I'm extremely sarcastic, and I'm hilarious. Your opinion is invalid. I'm immature, me and Hazel are immature buddies. Deal with it. I'm simply in love with sleep. Ahhhmmmm I'm also in love with food. Everything. Every. Thing. Food is good. So is Nutella. See that sexy picture down there? That's moi. GAH Hazel's pulling me off the computer BAIIIIIIIIII!

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