Another Move

Chapter Six

- Alexys’ Point Of View -

I really should make another video. But playing Pokemon is so fun! Alright. Who the fuck is at the door. Ew walking is so much work.

“Alexys!” This random chick yelled my name as soon as I opened the door.

“Um.. who are you again?”

“Devan?”

OHHH I remember now! “CHIPMEISTER! How did you find me?”

“With the help of the Internet. Plug this in so I can play really loud music please.” She handed me her iPhone as she walked in with her bag.

“Okay..?”

“Did you get it?”

“Yeah..”

“Great.” She picked a song. The guy started talking.. ohhhhh. I love this song! I gave Devan a grin and whispered “I’d appreciate your input.” when the guy said.

We started jamming. “Sweat baby sweat baby sex is a Texas drought! Me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about! So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts!” I sang and laughed at the lyrics.

“AND YOU’RE GETTING TWO THUMBS UP!” Devan yelled.

I laughed. This girl is just too funny. I mean who just stalks one of their old friends and hunts them down?

“ME AND YOU BABY AIN’T NOTHIN MAMMALS SO LET’S DO IT  LIKE THEY DO ON THE DISCOVERY CHANNEL!”

“LOVE. THE KIND YOU CLEAN UP WITH A MOP AND BUCKET.” Hazel came out singing along.

“No Hazel. Go back to your room and make a video. This is MY friend.”

“Well fine damn.”

“SO SHOW ME YOURS I’LL SHOW YOU MINE “TOOL TIME” YOU’LL LOVETT JUST LIKE LYLE.”

“So I hear you have a YouTube channel Alexys.”

“Yeah it’s pretty awesome.”

“Can I be in one of your videos?”

“Uh sure I need to make a new one anyways.”

“Can we do the BeanBoozled challenge?”

“Yeah I have one of those boxes in my room hold on.” I left Devan on the couch.

“Wehell who is this?” Dan came out of his room.

“An old school friend. MY old school friend. Devan, this is my boyfriend, the famous Dan Howell. Mine. Not yours.”

“OH my god! Hi Dan. How ya doin?”

“I’m great. You never told me you had a New York friend Alexys.”

“Oh yeah.”

“HEY I’M WALKIN HERE.” Devan and I said at the same time.

“Kay now Dan you have to go find something to do because me and Devan are gonna make a video now please.”

“Kay. Have fun.”

“Hey guys!” Hazel came out of her room again.

“YOU DENSE MOTHERFUCKER.”

“What?”

“MY FRIEND.” I pointed to Devan, then myself. “NOT YOURS.”

“I just wanted some food damn.”

“BE ON YOUR WAY.” I pointed to her door.

“BUT I WOULD WALK FIVE HUNDRED MILES AND I WOULD WALK FIVE HUNDRED MILES MORE JUST TO BE THE MAN WHO WALKED ONE THOUSAND MILES TO FALL DOWN AT YOUR DOOR DA LAT DA DA LAT DA!”

“No Hazel. Shut your face.”

“Damn.”

“DA LAT DA! DA LAT DA!” Devan continued singing, playing the air guitar.

“YEAH I like this girl already! See!? Devan would love me!”

“No just ignore Hazel, Devan. Kay. I have the camera. Move over to the kitchen no you can’t have any food yet. When I’m done introducing you, I’ll give you the face and you come sit by me. Kay? Kay.  We’re recording now.” “So this girl shows up at my door and I’m like who the fuck are you and then I remembered she’s a New Yorker with a cool accent who I went to school with.”

“And my name is Devan.”

“And we’re doing the BeanBoozled challenge today.”

~~~

“You’re first.” Devan pushed the box towards me.

“Fine. I’ll take this…. blue one.”

“Toothpaste or Berry Blue,” she crossed her fingers, “toothpaste toothpaste toothpaste!”

I tossed it in my mouth, “BERRY BLUE! PRAISE THE GENIES! YOUR TURN CHIPPY!”

“This red brownish one….”

“I personally want you to guess what it is.”

“I hate you. SooOOo much.”

“Doooo it.” She popped the jelly bean in her mouth, “OH MY GOD THIS IS FUCKING NASTY! OH GOD! WRAGHLAKAFAHSKAGS!”

“Guess.”

“SATAN’S EAR WAX! I DON’T KNOW!”

“Close, but not at all. It’s centipede.”

“MY GOD! WHY DO THEY MAKE THESE THINGS!”

~~~

“Well I hoped you guys enjoyed this video! See you little shit’s next week!”

“Byeeee!” Devan waved to the camera.

As usual when I edited I would cut to the bloopers.

“What does the fox say?!” Hazel shouted from her room.

“RING-DING-DINGERING!” Devan started doing the bernie.

Next I cut to when Dan interrupted the recording.

“Bigums, whatcha doin’?”

“I need food if I am going to browse the internet.” He rummaged through the cupboards.

“Come here, I have to tell you something important.”

“Okaaaaaaaaaay…?”

I gave him a kiss on the cheek and whispered, “You lost the game.” I’m such a good girlfriend. His face was priceless, “Nice  backhanded gift. Jesus, I lost the game. Why do you do this to me.”

“Because she’s a horrible person.” Devan said.

“Shhhhhh he already knows.” I smiled.

Devan ended up staying over here for a couple days.

“Well, thanks for all the food and whatnot, but I have to go back to America. Bye guys!”

“Bye!” “Nice to meet you!” “I’ll miss you!” Everyone said their goodbyes.

“I like Devan. Devan’s cool.”

“You know it Hazel.”