Memoirs of a FABULOUS IDIOT!!

BOY

(This gif is too accurate compared to the way I talk to guys)

OOOOOOO THESE BOYS GET ON MAH NERVES.

Once you get to know them fbois, you ain't never goin back.

OML. They be using girls like tools.

"Can I have a dollar?" BOY GET TF OUTTA HERE YOU POOR BEGGAR. IF YOU SO BROKE, WHY TF YOU KEEP WASTING YO MONEY ON SHOES.

"Can I have a piece of your food?" NOW YOU ACTING LIKE A BEGGAR.
SKIDDADDLE ON BUDDY. JUST GO BUY YOUR OWN FO- oh wait yur broke. oops.

Some guys are aight. Only the chill ones that I can get down and deep with. The ones i can actually TRUST and I know they ain't gonna tell a soul. It's pretty rare to find a guy like that tho.

It sucks because everytime i'm mad at them, they always have a way into making me smile or laugh. GRAW GRAW GRAWWWWWWW!! ヽ(#'Д')ﾉ  LIKE NO IM SUPPOSED TO BE MAD AT YOU SO STOP PLAYIN. GET OUTT.

It's also funny bc when I try to get their attention, they're like "idgaf", BUT THEN THEY ALWAYS COME BACK ASKING FO FOOD OR MONEY. MKAY. YA'LL SO DIFFICULT.

They needa clean up they're act. AND THEIR DIRTY MINDS OOO THEY BE ACTIN NASTY. Then again i'm dirty minded, BUT STILL. No I don't need no A-class pervert ruining my day.

and also ALSOOO WHEN THEY POINT OUT SOMETHING IM INSECURE ABOUT AND THEY LOUD ASF. "You have a booger" THANKS FOR POINTING THAT OUT. NOW EVERYONE IN PERIOD 4 ENGLISH KNOWS I GOT GOLD STUCK IN MAH CAVE. "Your bra is showing" STOP LOOKING PLEASE. Sure my friends do that, but I always ask them about those things. AND THEY DONT MAKE IT OBVIOUSSS.

Can't some NICE cute guys, that aren't fboi's, show up at my front door?

*boobear comes through the door*
CLOSE ENOUGH!!