So. I was listening to this song about queens and shit ('Queen' by Stephen Jerzak)
And I thought of an AU??? That doesn't have to do with the song but still, listen to the song
Which is rlly weird but I love it??
Jay is a prince and yeah he's v important and rich
Someone (idk who yet) assigned Lachlan (an assassin) to kill Jay. So, Lachlan has to go undercover as a butler/maid at Jay's house.
MOSTLY MAID CAUSE Y'ALL I NEED LACHLAN IN A MAID DRESS LET'S BE REAL HERE
Lachlan basically looks the same but has a scar over his left eye and is v skilled with weapons and ye :')
HE HAS A V HARD TIME KILLING JAY BECAUSE JAY IS?? SO NICE???
Lachlan's like "okay wtf this guy iS SO NICE TO ME HOW DO I KILL HIM"
AND YEAH
THE REASON WHY LACHLAN WOULD PROBABLY WEAR A MAIDS DREAS?
Jay's parents leave for a while and something happens to Lachlan's suit, so JAY IS LIKE "He can wear this maids dress!" AND THEN HIS SUIT NEVER GETS FUCKING FIXED LMAO
LACHLAN EVEN WEARS ONE OF THOSE LIL MAID HAT THINGS
YOU KNOW THE ONE
and lachlan is like "IM JUST TRYING TO KILL THIS PRINCE but my legs look nice af in this dress"
and then Jay keeps making Lachlan wear more 'maid things'
And imma stop to keep this PG bUT I COULD KEEP GOING. (someone let me keep going pls)
ANYWAYS
It's ofc set in modern time.
Whoever hired Lachlan is like
"why is it taking so long"
"LOOK MAN, YOU TRY KILLING SOMEONE IN A FUCKING DRESS."
"..Excuse me?"
I COULD GO ON FOR HOURS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Lachlan becoming friends with Jay and being like "oh no HOW DO I KILL HIM HE'S SO YOUNG WTF HE'S MY AGE"
i have so many lewd ideas for this au, mostly because fucking maid dress, man!
Honestly. Someone draw Lachlan in a maid dress. HONESTLY PLEASE.
And Jay in a suit if you want. And a crown.
Draw fanart for this AU. It's fanservice.
Lachlan having to clean Jay's room in the morning and Jay wakes up AMD IS WEARING V FLUFFY PJS. LACHLAN JUST DIES.
the other guys being other butlers would be great.
"why tf does blondie get to wear a dress"
"idk Rob, he has nice legs."
"True af."
IM SCREWMING
I COULD GO FUCKING OWN
I WANNA WRITE THIS SO BADLY OH MY GOD
(a one shot but as a fanfic would be nice too but I'm so lazy tbh)
IMAGINE THIS ALL PLS
SOMEONE WRITE THIS FOR ME
OR COMMENT IDEAS YOU HAVE FOR THIS BECAUSE I WILL CRY IF ANY OF YOU DO EITHER OF THAT
IT'S ELEVEN AT NIGHT aND IM GONNA CRY OVER THIS TBH
oh my god okay I'm done for now
