I'm Trash. (Rant Book 4)

Im trash holy shiit

(This is just gonna be me commentating/reacting. I'm sorry. But feel free to comment along with my reactions)

SO I KNOW I'M SUPPOSE TO WRITE THAT LESTON THINGY (I am sh)
But I also still take time to DO SHIT LIKE THIS
(I'm reacting to the vlogs again kek)

THAT WAS SO CUTE?? JUST ME?? PROBABLY TBH

IT LOOKED LIKE A FUCKING SEX TOY I SWEAR ON CHRIST HOLY FUCKING SHIIIT

THIS WAS GREAT.

Also when Preston threw his camera at Lach and he caught it, Preston wanted him to drop it. Preston pls.

LACHLAN CALLING THAT COFFEE PLACE "disgustingly hipster" WHEN HE DRESSES SO FUCKING HIPSTER  LACHLAN FUCKING PLEASE

Preston is so sweet, buying that huge ass painting and then there's Lachlan "how do we put it in the car"

"Do you put your girlfriend in the boot, Lachlan?"
"..yes."
"*cute giggling*"
He puts his bf in the boot
Do I mean Jay, or Preston?
yes.

Them ordering poop for '"Merome"' (gross. Merome) MADE MY D A Y

That moment they looked at each other when talking about wagers, KILLED ME HOLY SHIIIIT

okay now I'm watching Lach's vlog cause j missed it usher day whoops

PRESTON SHAVING AND LACH RECORDING RHAF WAS FUCKIG ADORABLE HOMY SHIT IM SCRAING MARRIED COUPLE AS FUCK

they literally have a patterned life they always get he same fucking coffee

Also how long is Lachlan staying there??? Half of me never wants him to leave, but then half of me is like "but Jay"

LACHLAN HELPING PRESTON PICK OUT HIS SHOES AND TJEM PICKING DIFFERENT ONES AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
I'm so sorry

Lachlan finding out Preston is gonna play Pokémon and then is upset that he didn't start yet IN WHEEZING LACHY YOU'RE SICH A NERD
This Zelda Vs Pokémon convo oh man

They roll dices to see who pays THIS IS HOW ALL GAY COUPLES DO ITTT OBVIOUSLY
Hah they're so cute

THEY GOT HIPSTER DRINKS HAH I LOVE TJEM

"Mine is cleaner but yours is definitely bigger."
I-
THAT SOUNDS SO FUCKING SEXUAL TO ME
Y'ALL
LACHLAN POWER BOTTOM
but with Preston they probably switch out so I mean 
BYE OMAY SORRY

okay I barely heard what Preston sad but did he just make a sexual five guys joke
about fucking (obviously he didn't say 'fucking') five guys
SOMEONE PLEASE COMMENT??
He probably meant like fighting BUT J SWEAR HE SAID HE SMASHES FIVE GUYS A DAY
WHICH SEEMS SEXUAL

I got so happy when I saw that Chaizard and LACHLAN WAS JUST LIKE "it's not rare at all" LIKE BITCH U CRUSHED MY DREAMS

almost ruined his shit Lachlan smooth

THAT ZOOM IN ON PRESTON'S ASS LACHLAN PLS

I love them playing pool aw

THAT WAS GREAT I LOVE MY GAY BABYLES SL MUCH