You Got Kik? {Lashton AU}

VIII

Luke[8:48am]: Want some early morning jokes?

Ashton[8:56am]: I just woke up, I'm not ready for your shit.

Luke[8:58am]: I don't care. What do cops eat for dessert?

Ashton[9:01am]: Tooo eaaarrrlllyyy.

Luke[9:03am]: cOpCaKeS

Ashton[9:04am]: Okay even if it wasn't early morning I still wouldn't have laughed at that.

Luke[9:06am]: What do you call a cheese which is not yours?

Luke[9:07am]: Nacho-cheese

Luke[9:21am]: Shortie??

Luke[9:22am]: shOrTie?!

Luke[9:23am]: Mr. Trouble.. OKAY SORRY I'LL STOP TELLING JOKES.

Luke[9:24am]: Ashton?

Ashton[9:25am]: I wasn't ignoring you but I'd gladly take the offer of you not telling your horrible jokes though.

Luke[9:27am]: My jokes are fucking amazing okay? Appreciate them.

Ashton[9:28am]: Has anybody ever laughed at your jokes?

Luke[9:29am]: My mommy has. I once told my brother the copcake one and he shook his head and ignored me. It doesn't matter, my mommy still laughed.

Ashton[9:31am]: How many siblings do you have?

Luke[9:32am]: I have 2 brothers. What bout you?

Ashton[9:34am]: I have a younger brother and a younger sister.

Luke[9:35am]: Awh big bro.

Luke[9:35am]: You are a bad example, I can already tell👀

Ashton[9:36am]: eXcuSE ME?! I am a perfect example.

Luke[9:37am]: Yeah, right...

Ashton[9:38am]: What the fuck I am an amazing older brother and an amazing example!

Luke[9:39am]: Oh no it's Ashton Irwin cursing! I got myself in some deep shit..

Ashton[9:41am]: How the fuck do you know my last name?

Luke[9:42am]: Um I have to go. Bye

Ashton[9:43am]: Giraffe I swear to god if you are some creepy ass stalker than I'm blocking your number right now.

Ashton[9:45am]: Luke?

Luke[9:48am] I'm not a stalker I swear.

Ashton[9:48am]: Then how tf do you know my last name if I haven't told you?

Luke[9:49am]: I have my sources. But I really got to go now Ashton, bye.

Ashton[9:53am]: We aren't done with this conversation Luke. Bye