After months at sea, the baby was almost ready to pop right out of Noah's belly button. Jesus stopped running, and swung his meaty sword like a propeller to make the boat go. Noah forgot sails. The mice provided nourishment for the growing family, giving the them their mouse milk from their mouse nipples. In the downtime, Jesus converted water into wine so everyone on board, including his pregnant husband, could turn tf up. They had been living off of mice milk, wine, and plums ever since they set sail.
"Jesus! Stop swingin' your dick in the water and come feel our baby kick!" Noah shouted excitedly as Jesus walked over, his 12 foot long love snake dragging along behind him.
"Let's bang, okay?" Jesus said seductivly, but Noah slapped him.
"Jesus! I'm pregnant! The baby will grab your 12 foot long weenie!" Noah gasped, pointing to Jesus's 12 foot long flesh flute.
Jesus turned into the thinking emoji for a brief second, "2kinky4me" he concluded wisely, walking away. His 12 foot dick trailed behind him like the train of a wedding dress made of godly dicks that were 12 feet long.
