Noah was lonely. There are few people to talk to when you are sailing on the big blue sea. Jesus spent all of his time with the lactating mice on board and completely ignored his pregnant husband. And to add onto the misery, they were running low on plums. Things looked grim until god, Jesus's father, showed mercy pulled a large drain and all the water in the sea swirled away, like a water tornado filled with sharks.
"fantastic." Noah rejoiced, kissing the ground. He immediately regretted his decision, the ground was muddy.
Jesus built a house, using only his 12 foot long meat warrior to build a house.
Impressive, Jesus!
