So after I decided to throw Twizzlers at Erica she decided to throw jelly beans. Next thing I know all the candy and chips we, or she had bought was all over the floor of what use to be my freshly cleaned apartment. After we had finished throwing everything I told her to clean it all up while I went to the shower. I got changed into some different pajamas and went back into the living to find Erica laying on the floor.
"Get up and get in the shower" I told her.
While she was in the bathroom my phone started ringing, or what I thought was my phone, it was actually Erica's. I guess we had the same ringtone. I checked the caller I.D. and it said Ex B*tch. Being the nosy person I am I answered it.
"Hello?" I asked politely into the phone
"Who the hell is this?" She asked.
"Erica's girlfriend." I said.
"Erica ain't got a girl" She said
"I mean when she was giving it to me like no other and saying I love you baby, I'm pretty sure I'm her girlfriend" I said
"B*tch just tell her I called" She said
"Not likely, Bye now!" I said
After I got off the phone there was a knock at the door. I looked at the time and it was 2:30 a.m. I go and look out the peep hole to see nobody there. I felt hands on my waist and realized quickly that it was Erica.
"Who's at the door?" She asked.
"Uhm, I don't know can you check please" I told her.
"Sure" She said and opened the door while I hid behind the door she had opened "Nobody is out there, but who the hell is sending you flowers this late at night? Cause I'll rip their head off" She told me
"I know babe, but let me see the flowers." I looked at them and got freaked out. There was a note and it said ' I'm watching you. Only because I love you.' There was a dozen black roses. It freaked me out because black roses are usually symbolized for death.
My phone started ringing. I wonder who the hell it could be this late at night.
"What!" I yelled into the phone. While I had the phone I was sitting on Erica's lap while she had her arms wrapped around me.
"Well someone's grumpy" She said.
"Kiss my ass Wilson. What do you want at 3 in the morning?" I asked.
" I was thinking about you" She said.
I looked at Erica to see she heard that. So what I said next made her laugh and smile.
" You know what, I was thinking too" I started " I was thinking about riding my girlfriend until she screams my name, so guess what, suck my ass" I said and then hung up.
I layed my head on Erica's shoulder. But then she dropped me and got up. "I'm going to bed" She said
"Waiiiit" She looked at me to continue, "Babe, carry me" I said.
She picked me up and carried me to the bed. We layed down and she turned out the light. We fell asleep withing 5 minutes since we had stayed up until 4 in the morning.
What an eventful night.. I thought. But who is Unknown?
