Natasha: Tony, what is this.
Tony: Chill, spidey. It's just a group text.
Natasha: In the future you really need to refrain from calling me spidey
Tony: sure. spidey.
Natasha: I have a knife and a gun nearby me and I know where you live
Tony: ohgodpleasedon'tkillmeI'msorry
Thor: THE SMALL ELECTRONIC DEVICE HAS INFORMED ME OF A THING CALLED A 'GROUP TEXT'. WHAT IS THIS?
Tony: Dude, turn off the caps lock.
Thor: HOW DO I TURN OFF THE CAPS LOCK?
Tony: u press the button next to the keyboard
Thor: BE MORE DESCRIPTIVE, HUMAN
Tony: why do I even bother at this point
Steve: Tony, why does this exist?
Tony: don't insult the group text bro
Steve: You didn't answer my question.
Natasha: I don't think that anybody actually knows why Tony does anything, Steve
Tony: Well, excuse you.
Steve: I mean you're not wrong...
Tony: Steve, im fab as hell and u know it
Steve: You keep on believing that. God forbid you actually deflate your ego 0.2%.
Tony: oh yeah sure, Steve. Ya know maybe you shouldn't be in this group at all, you have better things to do, like figuring out how a toaster works
Thor: I FIND THAT AMUSING.
Natasha: honestly, just appreciate that Steve is actually gaining the ability to tell jokes that are actually funny
Clint: Steve told a funny joke?
Natasha: Scroll up a bit.
Tony: what took you so long to find the group text, Birdbrain?
Clint: This says that you started this five minutes ago, and birdbrain? Rlly?
Tony: ;)
Steve: Please leave me alone.
Bruce: Uh, Tony? You were supposed to be in the lab working on an experiment ten minutes ago...
Tony: Sorry, science bro. Got distracted.
Bruce: Are you seriously late because you started a group chat?
Tony: Would it make you feel better if I said no?
Bruce: No.
Tony: Well, then, sorry, nothing I can do.
Clint: This is why you don't have many friends Tony
Natasha:
Thor: I ALSO FIND THAT AMUSING. HAHA!
Steve: Maybe it also has something to do with the fact that you're an egotistical jerk.
Clint: You're on a roll today, Steve. I think that I can't count the amount of funny jokes you've told on my fingers anymore.
Thor: YOU HUMANS ARE VERY AMUSING!
Tony: 1. Turn off caps lock 2. stop using the word amusing, pls. I'm begging you
Thor: YOU HUMANS ARE VERY MIRTHFUL!
Tony: I
Tony: y'know what
Tony: just go back to amusing
Bruce: Tony, get to the lab right now.
Tony: Jeez, Mr. Grumpy, calm down. I'll be right there.
Bruce: Define 'right there.'
Tony: Is half an hour an acceptable answer?
Bruce: No. It really isn't.
Natasha: Tony for the good of the world LEAVE
Tony: Why so defensive of Bruce?
Natasha: stop
Tony: Somebody's got a cruuuuuuuuush!
Natasha: are you 5
Tony: y e e t
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Avengers Texts
FanfictionSteve the Frisbee Grandpa, Tony the Internet Troll, Mom Natasha, Caps Lock Army Thor, and much more Here is yet another Avengers Texts, so you can find out how completely irresponsible they all are in their spare time. (I wrote this so long ago an...