Natasha to Steve
Natasha: Steve, here's some more chocolate. :(
Steve: Seriously, I'm fine.
Natasha: Chocolate. Take it.
Steve: Julian and I broke up on good terms. We're still really good friends.
Natasha: Still.
Steve: It's been weeks...
Natasha: Shush.
Steve: We both kind of liked other people...
Natasha: Yeah, shush.
Natasha: WAIT WHO DO YOU LIKE NOW?!
Steve: Please stop
Natasha: WHO?!
Steve: If you don't stop, then I'm going to tell everybody about how you broke up with Bruce and you're dating Clint.
Natasha: GACK NO
Natasha: IT'S A SECRET
Steve: And so is who I like.
Natasha: .
Steve: Go back to the group chat, you nosy weirdo.
Natasha: Is it someone I know?
Steve: Be quiet.
Natasha: DOES HE HAVE LONG AND FLOWING BROWN LOCKS OF HAIR
Steve: NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS
Natasha: AND A METAL ARM?!
Steve: GO BACK TO THE GROUP CHAT NOW, YOU OVERRATED SPIDER
Natasha: I SHIP ITTTT
Group Chat
Steve: Natasha needs to stop
Natasha: No I don't.
Clint: Steve be quiet.
Natasha: Thanks, bae.
Natasha: ❤
Clint: Both of you shush
Natasha: 💔
Pietro: Guys you need to stop this important
Tony: Yeah, there are a lot of dead people.
Bruce: Wait, what?
Thor: THAT STRIKES ME AS SOMETHING THAT WOULD BE SLIGHTLY PROBLEMATIC
Tony: DUDE IT'S BEEN LIKE 38 CHAPTERS ALREADY, CAN YOU CHILL ABOUT THE CAPS LOCK
Thor: I REFUSE
Wanda: If you don't shut up, I'll make you shut up
Pietro: Please don't tick her off any more
Tony: She might actually kill someone
Wanda: IT'S MY LIFE
Tony: I DON'T WANT TO DIE
Wanda: THAT'S NOT FOR YOU TO DECIDE
Tony: THEN WHO'S DECISION IS IT
Wanda: THE AUTHOR, YOU TWIT
Wanda: NOW, LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS
Clint: To defeat the Huns
Bruce: Get out of my sight.
Clint: Why am I in your sight
Bruce: Security cameras
Clint: Shit
Natasha: Caw caw
Steve: Why do you always do this?
Bucky: Steeeeeeeeve
Steve: Yeah?
Bucky: i can't figure out how to use the heart emoji help me
Pietro: Why would you need that?
Bucky: why are you here?
Steve: Bucky this isn't the private text.
Bucky: oh
Clint: I'm confused
Natasha: >:)
Clint: Eh. Do you want to come over and watch Mean Girls and Hunger Games
Wanda: Can I come
Clint: Sure
Steve: Wait, where's Peter?
Tony: He's in the hospital
Pietro: We have to be nice to him
Bruce: What happened to him?
Tony: Well, he was the first person to learn a lesson
Wanda: You guys have been texting in life or death situations
Pietro: It finally caught up with him
Pietro: Did I mention all of you are stupid?
Pietro: Like, how are you even still alive
Clint: Yeesh
Clint: How ARE we still alive
Thor: I AM TOO FABULOUS TO DIE!
Natasha: I'm too awesome to die.
Steve: Supersoldier thing, I guess?
Bruce: Smashy smash smash smash??
Clint: I should be dead by now
Wanda: Clint is the only honest one
Clint: True, true.
Bucky: so steve i found the private chat when's our date
Steve: ...
Steve: Oh dear
So did your shipping dreams come true? I hope so. Characters though! There will be more of them!!! Jessica Jones next, perhaps?? I'm going to add in Sam and some other characters as soon as I see Civil War and Ant Man. Somehow I STILL haven't seen Ant Man. O.O I'm pathetic
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FanfictionSteve the Frisbee Grandpa, Tony the Internet Troll, Mom Natasha, Caps Lock Army Thor, and much more Here is yet another Avengers Texts, so you can find out how completely irresponsible they all are in their spare time. (I wrote this so long ago an...