Clint: I hate to ask, but are u ok, Tony?
Clint: And seriously I hate to ask
Clint: I'm hating myself for asking that's how much I hate to ask
Tony: No, I'm not road rage
Natasha: ???
Tony: I'm using talk to pez
Bruce: Why are you using talk to text?
Tony: Because I'm still in the stupid hospital
Tony: Thanks a LOTTERY, Steve
Steve: You'd think that a tech genius would have a better talk to text thing? I mean I'm just saying?
Tony: I'm using Pepper's phone because you mashed mine
Steve: Yeah well you kinda deserved it
Tony: I bib not you jerk
Natasha: Oh lordie loo
Natasha: Get a keyboard
Tony: No!
Steve: Do you want to get your face smashed into a wall again
Steve: get a keyboard, Hover Pants
Thor: OOHH!!!!
Thor: HUMOR!!!!
Tony: Putt up, Thor. You're not funny.
Bruce: If you're using Pepper's phone then why does it still say 'Tony'
Tony: I act her phone.
Natasha: If you can hack your girlfriend's phone, you can use a frickin' keyboard
Tony: Mine...
Natasha: I literally can't understand anything you are trying to say rn
Natasha: And I'm actually making an attempt to understand you instead of just ignoring you as usual
Tony: MINE, I SAID FINE! FINE! I'LL BE QUITE BACK!
Thor: YOUR MAJESTY, MAY I HAVE A POP OF TART?
Steve: Who's 'Your Majesty?'
Natasha: -.- No, you can't, did you not learn your lesson
Steve: Oh.
Thor: PLEASE, DO NOT KILL ME!
Natasha: Buy your own damn pop tarts
Clint: Natasha, give it a rest
Natasha: NO.
Clint: You sound like Tony
Clint: And we all know that's not a good thing
Natasha: I do what I want
Clint: Chill the frick out, Nat
Natasha: NO! (ꐦ ಠ皿ಠ )
Bruce: Really, please just calm down. I'll bring you coffee, ok?
Natasha: Ok.
Clint: ?!
Clint: really bro?!
Natasha: Shhh, birdbrain. Go back to your nest.
Clint: I feel betrayed on a personal level
Clint: This can't be fixed
Clint: There's a hole in my heart that can't be filled
Clint: all because of your bETRAYAL
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Avengers Texts
FanfictionSteve the Frisbee Grandpa, Tony the Internet Troll, Mom Natasha, Caps Lock Army Thor, and much more Here is yet another Avengers Texts, so you can find out how completely irresponsible they all are in their spare time. (I wrote this so long ago an...