Tony: This is an emergency planning session.
Natasha: No, this is the group text.
Tony: This is a group text without Thor.
Spidey: With me included!! :D
Natasha: YOU'RE TOO YOUNG
Spidey: DISGRACE UPON THE OTHER SPIDER
Natasha: SHUSH
Spidey: DISGRAAAAAAAAAAACE
Tony: GUYS FOCUS
Steve: What's going on?
Bruce: Am I correct in saying that this has something to do with Thor?
Tony: YOU ARE CORRECT
Pepper: Tony, I am going to throw this food at you if you refuse to eat it
Tony: Pepper, I love you, but this is an emergency planning session.
Pepper: You're going to have a new emergency if you don't eat this damn food.
Tony: JEEZ, PEPPER, DON'T KILL ME
Pepper: What is this planning session for anyway
Clint: I'm just gonna go out on a limb here and assume that it's about the fact that Thor is in a Cinderella costume and trying to talk to birds.
Maria: He looks very nice in the dress.
Steve: It's in the wrong size, though.
Maria: True, true.
Tony: I don't care if he's wearing a dress. The thing that I have a problem with is the fact that as I text, he is diving into a bathtub attempting to sing "UNDER THE SEA"
Pepper: You can wait a little bit to eat. But only because he stole all of the furniture and teacups.
Tony: Wait, he stole all the furniture and teacups?
Pepper: Beauty and the Beast Reenactment. Please don't ask.
Spidey: How can I help, guys?
Natasha: THERE IS ONLY ROOM FOR ONE SPIDER
Spidey: *cries dramatically*
A Pool of Dead: HEEEEEEEEEEEEY GUYS
A Pool of Dead: I'M HERE NOW, YOUR LIVES ARE BETTER
Bruce: Oh no.
Steve: Brochacho, you're interupting the swagger of our on fleek conversation #booo #we're on fleek yo
Maria: Excuse me while I calmly extract myself from the conversation and hit my head against a table.
Natasha: MAKE IT STOP
Bruce: STEVE NO
Spidey: Is he always like this
Steve: Don't know what you're talking about, bro #yolo
Spidey: GAAAAKGLKSHDC
A Pool of Dead: Yeesh, you're scaring ME away.
Tony: IGNORE MR. FROZENBUTT OVER THERE FOR A MINUTE, WE NEED TO DISUSS THOR
Spidey: Kidnap him
Clint: Steve or Thor?
Spidey: Both
Maria: Surprisingly good idea
Spidey: I DID A GOOD THING
Maria: Don't ruin it.
Spidey: Okie dokie
Natasha: Where'd Deadpool go
- A Pool of Dead has left the chat-
Natasha: STEVE, YOU MANAGED TO SCARE DEADPOOL AWAY
Natasha: DEADPOOL!!!!!
Steve: Whoops
Bruce: Um guys? Thor is skipping through the hallways.
Tony: Forget all of you I'm going to kidnap him right now
Bruce: What then?
Natasha: We force him to watch After Ever After five million times
Spidey: That'll make him cry
Natasha: Shhh
Spidey: I AM TRYING TO BE SMART AND HELPFUL OVER HERE
Pepper: It's Natasha. Don't even try to argue with her.
Maria: If Tony isn't going to eat that food, can I have it?
Pepper: Sure. It's pizza that I ordered.
Maria: I'll be right over.
Tony: ;-;
Tony: Do you guys want to go get food with me
Tony: I can tell you all about myself, it'll be great
-Steve has left the chat-
-Clint has left the chat-
-Bruce has left the chat-
Spidey: Do I make this sacrifice in order to gain connections?
Natasha: What're you gonna do, buddy?
Spidey: I CAN'T DO THIS
Spidey: NO MATTER WHAT'S AT STAKE I CAN'T DO THIS
Natasha: Well you've gained some of my respect. Good choice.
-Spidey has left the chat-
-Natasha has left the chat-
-Maria has left the chat-
-Pepper has left the chat-
Tony: ;-;
Sometimes it's almost physically painful to write for Steve
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Avengers Texts
FanfictionSteve the Frisbee Grandpa, Tony the Internet Troll, Mom Natasha, Caps Lock Army Thor, and much more Here is yet another Avengers Texts, so you can find out how completely irresponsible they all are in their spare time. (I wrote this so long ago an...