Natasha: GUYS I'M DYING HERE
Tony: YOU DON'T SAY
Natasha: IT IS NOT MY FAULT OK
Tony: OF COURSE IT'S NOT
Tony: I JUST HAPPENED TO GET THE FLU AFTER BEING AROUND YOU
Natasha: I WARNED YOU THAT I WAS SICK AND THEN YOU CAME INTO MY ROOM ANYWAY
Tony: I THOUGHT YOU WERE LYING
Natasha: WELL I WASN'T AND IT'S YOUR FAULT
Steve: Tony stop
Tony: NO
Clint: Everybody here hates you right now Tony, so I suggest you shut up right about now.
Tony: ;-;
Tony: Why do you hate ME?!
Bruce: You got EVERYBODY else sick, Tony.
Tony: Natasha was sick first!!!
Steve: Yes, but Natasha stayed in her room most of the time, and YOU, on the other hand, came barging into literally everybody's rooms and sobbing on our shoulders complaining.
Thor: IT WAS VERY DISTRESSING.
Clint: And you SNEEZED IN OUR DARN FOOD, YA NASTY
Tony: I NEEDED ATTENTION
Clint: HOW ABOUT WE KILL YOU, IS THAT ENOUGH ATTENTION FOR YOU?!
Tony: BLAME NATASHA BECAUSE SHE GOT ME SICK FIRST
Natasha: WHEN I'M BETTER I WILL STAB YOU, TONY
Peter: You even got ME sick.
Tony: Well I know that that's not true, I wasn't even around you.
Peter: ... Dude, you went into my room and fell asleep in my bed for no reason at all.
Clint: Tony what even
Natasha: Even for you that's weird
Bruce: Do you have an excuse for that?
Tony: Erm...
Steve: Seriously, Tony?
Thor: THAT IS VERY ODD
Peter: And you stole one of my T-shirts
Tony: What? No I didn't.
Steve: Don't lie.
Tony: NO I SERIOUSLY DIDN'T GUYS WHY DON'T YOU BELIEVE ME
Clint: ...
Steve: Maybe because you fell asleep in his bed...? For no reason...?
Steve: Just saying. It MIGHT have a little bit to do with it.
Tony: THERE WAS A LOGICAL REASON FOR THAT
Thor: WHAT WAS THIS 'LOGICAL REASON', MORTAL?
Tony: I...
Tony: Well...
Tony: I'LL TELL YOU LATER
Peter: JUST GIVE ME MY T-SHIRT BACK YOU CREEPER
Tony: BUT I DIDN'T TAKE IT
Wadesy Wilson: Guilty.
Peter: WHY AM I SURROUNDED BY STALKERS
Tony: I'M NOT A STALKER
Wadesy Wilson: I am!
Peter: THAT'S NOT A GOOD THING OH MY GOD
Wadesy Wilson: We're just going to have to agree to disagree then, babe ;)
Peter: NOT THE WINKY FACE ANYTHING BUT THE WINKY FACE
Wadesy Wilson: ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)
Natasha: PROTECT THE POOR CHILD
Wadesy Wilson: ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)
Thor: THE WINKY FACE HAS FRIGHTENED ME
-Thor has left the chat-
Bruce: Wow. It scared him away.
Clint: Um guys it actually... frightened him...
Steve: Woooooow.
Peter: WELL IT SCARES ME TOO
Natasha: Well you have a reason to be scared of it.
Wadesy Wilson: ;) ;) ;)
Peter: SAVE ME FROM THE DARK
-Peter has left the chat-
Wadesy Wilson: I'm the darkness ;)
Steve: I didn't know that you were Amara.
Bruce: WAS THAT... WAS THAT... A... A REFERENCE??!!
Steve: What? Supernatural was on my list. It's a pretty interesting show.
Clint: NO NOT YOU TOO
Steve: What?
Natasha: A FELLOW HUNTER
Steve: HEY, YOU TOO?
Natasha: YAAAAAAAAAAAS!!!!!
Clint: Nope nope nopity nope nope nope
Clint: I'm out
-Clint has left the chat-
Wadesy Wilson: I'd better go find Peter ;)
Wadesy Wilson: Hello darkness my old friend ;)
Bruce: But I thought you said you were the darkness.
Wadesy Wilson: I know. I am my own friend. I'm awesome.
-Wadesy Wilson has left the chat-
Bruce: Wait no
Bruce: Don't chase Peter
Bruce: ...
Bruce: Oh dear.
So about the flu... well, LET'S JUST SAY THAT I AND MANY OTHER PEOPLE AT MY SCHOOL ARE SUFFERING ;-;
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