Thor: I WANT A ROCKET SHIP.
Natasha: Totally not random at all
Thor: TIS A SIMPLE REQUEST, I WANT A ROCKET SHIP.
Clint: Why tho
Thor: I WANT TO SEE THE STARS
Stevearooni: That's adorable
Peter: I can help you make a rocket ship
Tony: I could probably do it better
Peter: Shut up
Tony: Well I AM smarter and stuff
Peter: You're just jealous because Natasha disowned you from the family
Tony: I'M NOT JEALOUS
Peter: aHA, I seem to have touched a nerve.
Tony: NOT JEALOUS NO NERVE NOTHING NO I HATE YOU
Bucky: that seemed pretty stupid
Tony: YOU'RE STUPID
Thor: I WANT A ROCKET SHIP!
Clint: WE'RE GOING ON A TRIP IN OUR LITTLE ROCKET SHIP
Natasha: Babe, I love you, but please shut up
Clint: ;-;
Natasha: ...
Clint: <3 ;-;
Natasha: Ugh
Natasha: WE'RE GOING ON A TRIP IN OUR LITTLE ROCKET SHIP
Clint: YAAAAAAY
Stevearooni: STAY AWAY FROM MY BUCKY BOO YOU SLIMEY BUCKET OF HORSE DUNG
Tony: What did you just say to me
Stevearooni: YOU POWER HUNGRY HELL BEAST WITH AN IQ OF 40
Tony: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME
Thor: I WANT A ROCKET SHIP
Star L0rd B): PLEASE TAKE THIS AWFUL THING BACK
Peter: Thor I'm trying to build a rocket ship but so far it looks pretty ugly
Rocket: WHATCHOO SAY TO ME?!
Fitz: Natasha told me that she wanted everyone to go get ice cream, but I'm realizing this is probably a bad time
Bruce: Quill, what are you talking about?
Star L0rd B): I'M NOT A PORCUPINE
;): I'm baaaaaaaaaaaack!
Peter: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
;): ;) ;) ;) ;)
Stevearooni: A WARTY BARREL OF TOAD SPAWN
Rocket: I DIDN'T HEAR YOU APOLOGIZE YET, YOU LITTLE PUNK
Peter: I'M NOT GONNA TAKE CRAP FROM A TALKING RACCOON
Rocket: OH THAT IS IT, YOU ARE GOING DOWN
Tony: I'M GOING TO MURDER YOU, CAPTAIN CRUNCH
Wanda: Why is your name just a winky face.
Pool of Dead: Cause it can be ;)
Wanda: There you go.
Star L0rd B): TAKE HIM, HE'S YOURS NOW, I WAS STUCK WITH HIM FOR TOO LONG
T'Challa: Why are you all like this?
Clint: You need to T'Chill
T'Challa: I will murder you while you sleep
Clint: ;-;
Stevearooni: I DON'T NEED A WEIRD IRON SUIT TO BE AWESOME
Bucky: go murder him, babe <3
Natasha: T'Challa, stop threatening to kill my boyfriend.
-Simmons has joined the chat-
Simmons: Hello?
Tony: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO GO THERE, GRANDPA?!
Pietro: FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
Simmons: I think I'll just... leave... now...
-Simmons has left the chat-
Fitz: Nice job, you idiots
-Fitz has left the chat-
Natasha: NO, MY SON
Natasha: AND MY DAUGHTER THAT DOESN'T EVEN KNOW SHE'S MY DAUGHTER YET BECAUSE SHE CAME INTO THE CHAT AND LEFT TWO SECONDS LATER
Thor: I WANT TO BECOME THE SUN
T'Challa: I will never stop.
Deadpool: Fun! ;)
Peter: GUYS THERE'S A TALKING TRASH PANDA TRYING TO SHOOT ME WITH A MACHINE GUN
Star L0rd B): HEY, DUDE WITH THE SAME NAME, DON'T INSULT ROCKET
Peter: THE TRASH PANDA IS PISSED OFF
Tony: MURDER
Pietro: DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH
Wanda: PIETRO STOP TEXTING YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE PAYING OFF ALL THOSE SPEEDING TICKETS THAT YOU GOT
Pietro: I DO WHAT I WANT
Wanda: YOU'RE GOING TO GET ARRESTED
Bruce: You might actually want to pay those...
Pietro: F I G H T M E
Clint: I'LL FIGHT YOU
T'Challa: You would lose.
Clint: I'LL FIGHT YOU TOO
T'Challa: You would die.
Clint: WOAH, CALM DOWN THERE, ANGRY KITTY
T'Challa: What did you just call me.
Clint: NEED A SCRATCHING POST OR SOMETHING?
Wanda: Oh no.
Natasha: BABE WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
Fury: YOU ALL NEED TO CALM THE [ CENSORED ] DOWN AND GET THE [ CENSORED ] [ CENSORED ] OUT OF THIS [ CENSORED ] [ CENSORED ] CHAT GROUP
Fury: YOU [ CENSORED ]
Tony: Damn, son, calm down
Fury: YOU [ CENSORED ] LITTLE [ CENSORED ]
Stevearooni: LANGUAGE
Fury: I DON'T NEED ANY OF YOUR [ CENSORED ], ROGERS, I DO WHATEVER THE [ CENSORED ] I [ CENSORED ] WANT TO
Bruce: Ok that's enough.
Thor: ROCKET SHIP?
-Bruce has closed the chat-
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