-Well if you haven't read Harry Potter then you might want to murder me after this chapter-
-That's my version of a minor spoiler warning btw-
Steve: Do any of you know where I can get plums
Tony: Go find them yourself
Steve: I can't, Bucky and I are watching Harry Potter
Steve: I made everybody else go out and get them though
Peter: Is that where everybody else is?
Steve: Yes
Tony: ... Steve, why are you like this
Steve: Why am I like what?
Steve: I'm #perf
Tony: nOt aGaIN
Peter: How many times has this happened?
Tony: Enough to scar me
Peter: Oh noooo
Peter: I feel like I should be trying to escape right now
Tony: YOU CAN'T ESCAPE
Steve: HAHA YOLO
Tony: NOOOOOOOOOOOO
Peter: MAKE IT STOP, PLEASE
Steve: Wait
Steve: Wait guys I have a problem
Peter: What is it?
Peter: Is it that you have serious issues?
Steve: No. Bucky ran out of plums.
Steve: QUICKLY YOU GUYS I NEED TO KNOW WHERE THE CLOSEST PLACE I CAN GET PLUMS IS
Tony: Why does he need plums
Steve: I DON'T KNOW BUT I NEED TO GET THE PLUMS ASAP
Peter: Is he going to set them on fire again?
Steve: I'm sure that now he's done that seven times, he'll learn from his mistakes
Tony: Wait wait wait. SEVEN times?!
Peter: Yeah, I thought he'd only done that once.
Steve: IT'S HIS LIFE
Steve: HE CAN DO WHAT HE WANTS
Steve: INCLUDING SETTING FIRE TO PLUMS
Tony: SO THE FIRE ALARMS ARE WORKING PROPERLY
Peter: Are you kidding me? You made me work on those for three hours this morning to see what was wrong with them.
Tony: Ahem
Tony: Character building?
Peter: AFTER ALL THIS TIME, YOU'RE STILL USING THAT EXCUSE?
Tony: Always.
Steve: Are you serious?
Peter: No, I'm Peter.
Tony: You little rat.
Peter: Oh deer. No need to get so upset.
Tony: DON'T THINK THAT YOU CAN WEASLEY YOUR WAY OUT OF THIS ONE
Peter: I'M NEVILLE GOING TO STOP
-Steve has changed his name to Stevearooni-
Stevearooni: THIS IS TURNING INTO A HARRY SITUATION. I'D BETTER HEAD FOR THE GRYFFIN-DOOR WHILE I STILL CAN
Tony: YOU SLYTHERED-IN TO THIS CONVERSATION, AND NOW YOU CAN'T LEAVE
Stevearooni: I JUST WANTED PLUMS AND NOW I'M PLUM TIRED
Peter: But did you get the plums?
Stevearooni: Well I stole them from a restaurant
Tony: STEVE! PAY THE BILL!
Peter: Yeah, he works at a bank, so he won't be happy with you.
Stevearooni: JUST STOP
Peter: No, I'll be with you to the very end
Stevearooni: AAAAAAAAAH
Tony: IF YOU TRY TO LEAVE THEN I'M GOING TO RAVEN-CLAW YOUR FACE OFF
Stevearooni: Now I'm scared.
Peter: But are you... petrified?
Stevearooni: AAAAUGH
Peter: J.K, man. I'm just kidding.
Tony: I'm Rowling on the floor laughing.
Stevearooni: Noooooo
Tony: Yer an idiot, Steve.
Stevearooni: ;-;
Tony: #burnedlikefawkes
Peter: I've seen Granger things.
Steve: If you guys don't stop you're going to be deader than Harry's parents.
Peter: Are you kidding me
Tony: No, he's Sirius.
Tony: Dead Sirius.
Peter: duDE
Peter: TOO SOON
Steve: YOU'VE CROSSED A LINE
Peter: I'M GOING TO HAVE TO MURDER YOU NOW
Tony: But the real question is, would you kill me and push me out of a tower?
Peter: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stevearooni: KILL! DESTROY!
Tony: How about just seriously injure?
Peter: MURDER
Tony: Oh deer
-Tony has closed the chat-
Overall pun/reference count: 26, unless I counted wrong
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