Thor: AAAAAAAAAAAAH
Thor: WHICH ONE OF YOU PUNY HUMANS HAS DONE THIS TO ME
Thor: I WILL SMITE YOU
Tony: Jeez, calm down. What happened?
Thor: MY LOCKS OF HAIR
Tony: What about them...?
Thor: THEY ARE IN RINGLETS
Tony: Somebody curled your hair?!
Natasha: Oooh, you should send a picture.
Thor: WHY SHOULD I SEND THIS 'PICTURE' TO YOU?
Natasha: Because it sounds awesome?
Thor: IT IS HIDEOUS
Natasha: I'm sure it isn't that bad.
Thor: ATROCIOUS
Tony: Ok then.
Tony: So, before you smite anybody...
Thor: I WILL SMITE EVERYBODY
Tony: HOLD ON A SEC
Tony: CALM DOWN, LET'S TALK ABOUT THIS
Thor: MAN OF IRON, DID YOU "CURL" MY HAIR FOLLICLES?!
Tony: Has anybody ever told you just how weird you sound when you talk?
Thor: SMITE ALL THE THINGS
Tony: ...
Tony: You know that "No Memes" rule that we have for Steve? Well, it now applies to you too.
Thor: SMITE THE MAN OF IRON
Tony: Dude, chill. It's for your own good.
Thor: DID YOU, THE MAN OF IRON, CRIMPED MY FABULOUS LOCKS?!
Tony: As much as I wish that I'd done that, I didn't do that.
Steve: Wow, do you guys really still believe in that No Memes rule?
Natasha: Yes. Very, very, yes.
Steve: Oh.
Natasha: Why do you ask?
Steve: No reason.
Natasha: .
-Steve has sent a picture-
Natasha: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
Steve: Memes
Natasha: HOW DARE YOU
Natasha: NO DINNER TONIGHT
Natasha: YOU'RE GROUNDED
Steve: Natasha, you can't ground me... I'm a grown man...
Natasha: NO YOU AREN'T HUSH YOU'RE A SMOL CHILD
Thor: MY HAIR HAS BEEN CURLED
Tony: Where's Clint, anyway?
Natasha: WHO CARES ABOUT THAT OR THOR'S HAIR, STEVE'S BEEN LOOKING AT MEMES AGAIN
Tony: OH GOD
Tony: STEVE
Tony: STEVE WHY
Tony: NATASHA, HOW COULD YOU LET OUR CHILD DO THIS
Steve: .
Steve: Child?
Natasha: HUSH, STEVE. GO TO YOUR ROOM.
Tony: NATASHA, WE HAVE TO FORMULATE A PLAN
Natasha: WE HAVE TO PREVENT THE MEMES
Steve: Guys stop pretending to be my parents
Tony: THIS IS A GROWN UP CONVERSATION, STEVE.
Steve: I'M OLDER THAN BOTH OF YOU
Natasha: THIS IS BETWEEN YOUR FATHER AND I, STEVE.
Steve: OH MY GOD STOP IT
Thor: AM I THE CRAZY UNCLE?
Tony: Sure, Thor. Sure.
Natasha: STEVE, WHAT DID WE TELL YOU ABOUT MEMES?
-Steve has sent a picture-
Tony: NOT OVERLY ATTACHED GIRLFRIEND
Natasha: THIS MUST STOP
Tony: I'M GOING TO TAKE YOUR PHONE STEVE
Steve: You can't, I'm in Canada.
Tony: What
Steve: Canada
Tony: HOW DARE YOU RUN AWAY FROM US, YOUNG MAN
Natasha: I AM VERY DISAPPOINTED IN YOU
Steve: YOU'RE NOT MY REAL MOM
Nataha: *GASP*
Tony: HOW DARE YOU TALK THAT WAY TO YOUR MOTHER
Tony: APOLOGIZE RIGHT NOW
Steve: NO
Steve: ADVENTURES
Natasha: I feel hurt :(
Steve: Oh for God's sake
Thor: CAPTAIN OF AMERICA, WHY ARE YOU IN CANADA? DID YOU CURL MY HAIR?
Steve: No, I didn't. And I did say I was moving to a different country, didn't I?
Clint: I thought you were kidding about that.
Steve: I wasn't.
Tony: I'M SENDING A HELICOPTER TO PICK YOU UP RIGHT NOW
Natasha: YOU ARE SO GROUNDED
Steve: GACK
-Steve has sent a picture-
-Steve has sent a picture-
-Steve has sent a picture-
Tony: NO
Natasha: NOT MORE MEMES
-Natasha has left the chat-
-Tony has left the chat-
Steve: Clint, you could've helped me through all that, you know.
Clint: Are you kidding? No way.
Steve: Why not?
Clint: 1. Because I'd get grounded, 2. Because I wanted my older brother to get in trouble, and 3. I'm too busy hiding from humanity because I curled Thor's hair while he was sleeping.
Thor: IT WAS YOU
Clint: Oh no I thought that he'd left the chat bye
-Clint has left the chat-
Thor: I MUST GET REVENGE
Steve: Wait, no, don't do that
-Thor has left the chat-
Steve: ...
Steve: Well, shoot.
Steve: Time to move to Russia.
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Avengers Texts
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