Trolling Stones

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Mick:

Who's on?

Keith:

Jus mee

Mick:

Oh great I wanted to talk to yo anyway

We should start a business

Keith:

Like a shop?

Mick:

Exactly. and we'll sell chocolates and TV guides and stuff

Keith:

And we can charge loads for them!

Mick:

Nooo the trick is to make loads of deals on the food so they're more tempted to buy it.

Keith:

What?

Mick:

Yknow the customer comes in looking for like foot cream or apmething., then they see that we have a deal on a box of frosties, so they buy it.

Keith:

Nobody actually falls for that.

Mick:

How many packets of Doritos did you buy the other week?

Keith:

3... I'm not dumb if that's what you're implying.

Mick:

No you're just always drunk.

Keith:

So are yoou

Mick:

I hate you sometimes Keith!

Mick Jagger is out.

Charlie_Watts:

I should never leave these two alone with booze...

Wait how did Mick do that!?

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