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John:

Guys

guys

plz someone help

Paul

SOMEONE

IS PAUL THERE!?

Paul:

Calm down I'm here

what?

John:

You remember when we were in Hamburg and I met that girl Aleena and we hit it off and everything.

Paul:

... Yes. Yes I do.

John:

I. Have. A. Baby. Paul.

Paul:

... What

John:

She had a kid!

I'm a dad!

Oh Paul what the hell am I meant to do!?

Paul:

Uh I don't know, carry on with life and a baby.

John:

I can't raise a kid by myself, but I sure as hell can't leave you...

Well where's she?

AlicornBeatles:

Right here.

I can't raise the baby anymore, I'm moving abroad.

You can come with me if you want John...

Paul:

So you're just going to come over here, dump a baby on us, try and steal my boyfriend and then run away!?

AlicornBeatles:

Your.... What? You're dating!?

Oh

OK right well I could always try and leave the baby with Rory...

John:

Who?

AlicornBeatles:

Well the baby might be Rory Storms, idk.

John:

Yeah I think you should try him.

Paul:

Wait you didn't even know if the baby was Johns!?!?!?

AlicornBeatles:

I'm really sorry Paul, and I'm sorry about trying to take John away from you.

I just love him lots. But he deserves to b happy, so good luck to both of you.

John:

Aw that's really sweet, thank you.

AlicornBeatles:

Right well I'm really sorry again about all this trouble, I'll come and pick the baby up soon.

John:

I don't mind looking after it for like a few days....

Paul:

I'm always happy to help look after it.

AlicornBeatles:

Sure, I can pick him hip at the weekend.

John:

Great, thank you

AlicornBeatles:

NP cx, see ya later! X

Paul:

Bye!

John:

Yeah, c ya.

Cynthia

I don't suppose you'll want to look after our baby too, huh?

Cynthia has been kicked from the chatroom.

Paul:

Whoops.

OK hi guys really sorry for the late/ awful update, but I've been really busy, nearly Christmas after all cx but I'm sorry I kinda made you out to be the bad guy Aleena but I hope you like it. Ban and Merry Christmas if I don't update before.