Gilmour:
Ok who named the chat -.-
You can't name it after the Final Cut
It wasn't even one of our best albums
Nick_Mason:
'The Dark Side Of The Chat'
Syd:
That stinks.
Anyway, I named the chat. It is my band, after all.
Rich_Wright:
Until you went crazy.
Syd:
I'm not crazy.
Waters:
Yeah.
You kinda are.
And you suck at writing.
Syd:
Excuse me?
This is coming from you?
Gilmour:
He's got a point.
You do stink too.
Syd:
Shut up Gilmour, you're worse than he is.
Rich_Wright:
Oh come on Syd, he's better than you.
Gilmour:
Thank you, someone gets it.
That's why your my favourite in the band, Rich.
Nick_Mason:
AHHAHAAAHAHAHA
Yeah right, what has Rich ever written?
Rich_Wright:
Uh
Well...
Gilmour:
Uh,
Time,
Shine On You Crazy Diamond,
Great Gig In The Sky...?
He's got more talent than the rest of you.
Syd:
Wow, well I'm just gonna leave you two lovebirds to it then.
Rich_Wright:
What? Syd!
Gilmour:
-.- very, very funny.
Well jokes on you, you're out of the band.
We took a vote last week.
Nick_Mason:
I still object.
But hey, who wants to listen to me.
Gilmour:
Nobody.
You stink.
Waters:
Yeah but Syd sucks more.
Gilmour:
And he's crazy.
Syd:
I'm not crazy fro the last time.
OH MY GOD.
Nvm. I'm crazy. You were right.
I'm seeing things.
Can someone get over here?
Rich_Wright:
What do you see?
Syd:
A crazy Asian woman has just come into my home shouting about Lenin.
Gilmour:
Lenin? Are you sure she's not Russian.
Maybe it'sa ghost of someone killed by lenin or smth.
Syd:
No, she's not Russian.
She's nuts though!
Gilmour:
Why Lenin...?
Syd:
I don't wanna ask her!
Come over!
Waters:
Why are you messaging while you're being attacked then?
Syd:
Because I might be hallucinating. She might not even be here.
I don't wanna be alone.
I don't know what to do.
Get over here!
Nick_Mason:
Let her eat him. It'll be easier than having to kick him out.
Syd:
Nick! I thought you didn't want me out of the band!
Nick_Mason:
Uh...............
Sure.
Syd:
Lennon.
Not Lenin.
She said John.
Help! Please! I don't wanna be alone with her Dx
Gilmour:
Crazy Asian who likes John Lennon -.-
It's just Yoko, Syd.
Waters:
Christ, she is gonna eat him.
Rich_Wright:
What would Yoko be doing in Syd Barretts house?
Syd:
She's gone! Finally!
She asked me to murder John...
That was the weirdest experience of my life.
I'm gonna go lay down for a bit.
C ya.
Syd has left the chat.
Gilmour:
Why would Yoko ask Syd to murder Lennon?
Rich_Wright:
Because he's crazy.
He'd probably do it.
Waters:
Well, shouldn't we go over there and make sure he doesn't?
Gilmour:
Nah. If he gets locked up, he's out of the band for a while. It'll be great!
Nick_Mason:
But John would die!
Gilmour:
...
Eh.
YOU ARE READING
60's Texts
RandomEver wondered what would happen if your favourite 60's bands got their own chatrooms? Disclaimer: I don't own the bands, (I wish I did) and I did think of the idea after reading a bunch of marvel texts, but I checked for 60s ones, and I'd also like...
