Ever wondered what would happen if your favourite 60's bands got their own chatrooms?
Disclaimer: I don't own the bands, (I wish I did) and I did think of the idea after reading a bunch of marvel texts, but I checked for 60s ones, and I'd also like...
I was sitting in a room with my mum, and I was reading the Sassy 5, I'll put a link in, but I was reading it out and we wanted to find out if Nancy Shevell actually has fat legs, so I we found a photo of her in her wedding dress, and this happened:
Me:
Nah, she doesn't have fat legs. Shame.
Mum:
Who's that?
Me:
Paul's wife.
She doesn't have fat legs.
Mum:
Well at least they're both her own.
Honestly I cried 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
If you don't get it: Heather Mills xD
Oops! This image does not follow our content guidelines. To continue publishing, please remove it or upload a different image.
Also she then made another Heather Mills joke which I feel really bad about but I love;
Paul McCartney bought Heather Mills a plane for her birthday, and a lady shave for the other leg.*
* a plane, again in case you dk, is a carpentry tool that you use when you make wooden legs and stuff.
DISCLAIMER:
I have nothing against Paul or Heather or Nancy, and I'm sure they're all great people and I admire their charity work, I just thought it was a good joke.
Also the Sassy Five is a book about John Deacon, Paul McCartney, Mike Nesmith, Pete Townshend and Jimmy Page being sassy and fabulous. Its amazing, I love it xD
Honestly its so funny. Right, I think that's me done for today. I'm sorry about the late updates, I've been working on smth, no spoilers. Hope you have a nice valentines day. How would you guys feel about a McLennon valentine special?
