Egg Puns

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(1). All this noise is getting me egg-ravating me.

(2). You are so hard-boiled.

(3). I'll make you crack.

(4). You always make my day sunny side up.

(5). Nice egg-spression!

(6). Who got laid!?

(7). You crack me up.

(8). That was a good egg-xample

(9). I have very good egg-sight

(10). Happy Fry-day

(11). Egg-spect, the un-egg-spected...

(12). Yolker face.

(13). Where is the egg-xit

(14). An!... Egg-splosive

(15). I like all the egg-citement.




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