The Signs As Things My Dog Does
aries: licks the furniture
taurus: rubs the top of her head on the ground
gemini: that one time she had an accident on the floor and then i went to go clean it up and she stole my toast
cancer: takes your pillow when you get up to use the bathroom in the middle of the night
leo: runs around the house at top speed for no reason when she's feeling playful
virgo: licks feet
libra: drags her ass on the carpet
scorpio: pulls on my stepdads leg hairs with her mouth
sagittarius: bites at the air when she has something stuck in her teeth
capricorn: sits with her butt in the air like she's doing a yoga position but she isn't even stretching she's just sitting like that
aquarius: stares out the window pensively
pisces: licks the kitchen floor after someone has cooked something
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The Zodiac Signs
Kısa HikayeThe Signs As... Updated randomly. If you love astrology then you'll love to see what kind of pizza your sign is! (Some in the book are created by me, others I got off social websites. I will tell you when they are mine.)
