Masterpieces {Book 2}

When you're in outer space*

PSA: Those of yall who are both astronomy nerds and mashton shippers shall like this.

Credit; NowWeOwnTheNight

paring; fuckfuckfuck mashton and CAKE HOLYshiT AND iTS LONG AF BLESSS

Update; stayed up till 3am reading, it was def #worthit

Also so many atl references icant.

The author uses descriptive, big words so i kinda had to pay attention, but otherwise,

Enjoy :D

((pls read semi- important  a/n at the end))

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Summary:

"...After being up there, thinking there was no way back for so long, yes. Impossible. My soul- my heart, and my mind... Are still up there, stuck there in space. I don't know when I'll come down, but when I do, I'll let you know, then you can ask me whatever the fuck you want."

Aka Ashton was stranded on Mars and doesn't feel at home on Earth, Michael is questioning existence and his valuableness in the universe, and they end up saving each other with lots of tears and hugs and an unexpected engagement... also Cake are off somewhere making out and having kinky sex.

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Interviewer: Good morning Australia, and hello Earth! I'm Tracy Callaghan reporting from Sydney Australia, talking today to our special, star-crossing guest: Ashton Irwin. God that was a terrible line-

Ash: Oh god *laughter* it really was

Interviewer: Who wrote this?! Ugh.

Ash: *mimes tearing script and throwing it over his shoulder*

Interviewer: Oh well, you'd know everything about running off script, wouldn't you, Mr. Irwin,

Ash: Please, just Ashton is fine- *laughs* yeah, I guess I'm what you'd call an expert in that division.

Interviewer: *laughs* Yes, I would! Thanks for being here today, Ashton-

Ash: Thanks for having me!

Interviewer: It has been seven days since you returned from space, I'm sure I don't need to go in to detail about what happened up there- it was all over the globe. We don't have much time today, as you are still resting up from your return flight; there will only be a few questions, if that's alright.

Ash: Shoot. I'm all ears.

Interviewer: You've been out and about in the past couple of days- everyone is surprised you've come back to Australia and settled in so quickly-

Ash: Well I'd hardly say settled but yes, I did leave prematurely. I can handle it, though

Interviewer: I'm sure you're over-qualified, yet again; it is quiet amazing, nonetheless, as is often takes astronauts... well, there's no generalization because- who's been to space? *laughs*  to properly recover. How's your body dealing with the change after such a long time in space?

Ash: My neurovestibular system is- like, on... flek? Fleck? Fleek? *laughs* I think that's the new... word for it? I miss epic. And rad.... *laughs* Um... Cardiovascular and blood stuffs, usually taking about a month to begin recovering, is mostly okay, I mean- these words probably mean shit to you guys, so- I'm healthy, what can I say, I'm pretty amazing *laughs* have you seen the news!?

Interviewer: *laughs* We are the news. See, that's the kind of humor everyone latched on to in your communications with Ground Control. And what a system that was- from the old probe still-standing camera to rover hacking. Yet, your wit and lightheartedness shone through, this- this sunny, bubbly, endearing-