Ash how many kids would you like? And D? Do you agree on many kids Asher wants? ~ IcyLory
Asher: *grins* At first I was thinking one or two...but then...five.
D: Five? *looks at him with wide eyes*
Asher: Or six. *chuckles*
D: Six?! *her eyes get wider*
Asher: *smirks* Possibly seven.
D: I think I'm gonna be sick.
Asher: *stands up* Hey don't get sick. It's just a conversation. *chuckles* What's your opinion?
D: I can't have five kids!
Asher: What about-
D: Or six!
Asher: Okay, but-
D: Or seven either! I mean, my body is capable of having that many kids, but my mind is not. Besides, what about all the pain? *does dramatic pose* Look at all the pain you're causing.
Asher: *raises an eyebrow* What pain?
D: *huffs* The throwing up, and the kicking of my internal organs! Let's not forget the child birth! That's the most painful!
Asher: Well, *smiles* the child birth can't be that painful.
D: *glares* Oh yeah? How would you like to push a baby out of your-
Asher: Woah! *covers D's mouth* Keep it PG. *laughs nervously* I meant to say that it all shouldn't be so hard for a strong girl like you. *smiles*
D: *rolls her eyes with a smile and pulls his hand off* Why do you want so many kids anyway?
Asher: Well, uh, Italian people usually have a lot of kids. I'm Italian. *shrugs*
D: *raises an eyebrow* But I'm not Italian. Maybe like 5%, on my mom's side.
Asher: Well...you like Italian food? That's kinda almost the same thing, right?
D: Um...no...but okay?
Asher: Okay...how many kids do you want?
D: One. Maybe two.
Asher: What?! *sighs* Three?
D: Um, no.
Asher: *scoots closer* Please?
D: No.
Asher: *wraps his arm around her* Please?
D: *shifts* No.
Asher: *hugs her* Pleeease?
D: *gulps* ...No...
Asher: *buries his face in the crook of her neck and whimpers like a kicked puppy* ...Okay... *gets up*
D: *squeezes her eyes shut* Don't look. Don't look. Don't look. *opens her eyes a little bit*
Asher: *sulking in the corner with puppy dog eyes*
D: Agh! *groans and runs her fingers through her hair* Fine. Three kids it is.
Asher: *runs back over to her and hugs her* Yay! Thank you!
D: *huffs* Whatever. You sound like a little kid who just got their favorite toy at the store after hours and hours of begging. *smiles a little and hugs back*
Asher: *chuckles* I used to do that to my mom...except it didn't end with a toy. *gulps*
D: *laughs* So three kids...oh boy. *sighs* The things I do for you.
Asher: *smiles* I love you. *kisses her*
D: Mhmm. I love you, too. *crosses her arms* Now can you help me start building that crib? I know you don't want to, but you kinda owe me now. *grins*
Asher: Oh yeah. I'll go get it. *runs to the other room*
D: *about to sit down* Well-
Asher: *runs back out and kisses D again* Grazie! (Thank you!) *smiles and runs back to the other room*
D: *blushes and smiles* Thanks for the question. Bye! *waves*
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