Powerful

The Tragedy

The name's Jacob. This is my story. Listen to it and I'll tell you how I became powerful.
I was walking down the black pavement to reach my house. It was a cloudy day, like a storm was coming. So I tried to go as fast as I could without dropping these groceries. The wind's picking up speed and making it harder to move. Ughh, why does it have to blow against me I thought to myself. Out of nowhere I heard this...sound. I think it was like a train, but there are no train tracks around this place. I turned around to look for the sound and what I saw astonished me. A tornado was forming in front of my very eyes. It started to come towards me. So I run as fast as I could while still holding these groceries and fighting the wind, but I couldn't outrun it. This horrendous beast caught me and spun me in the air. I must be 100ft of the ground I thought as I prepared for death. I was hit with a barrel which knocked me unconscious. When I woke up,I was on the ground with few scratches on me. Somehow I survived that and I was conveniently placed in front of my house!
"Jacob, Jacob wake up." A voice said. When I looked up, it was my girlfriend Rosalin. "Are you okay sweetie, what happened?" She asked. "Well on my way home, that twister picked me up and brought me here I guess." I chuckled a bit before she hit me wiping tears from her eyes. "It's okay darling, at least I'm alive still." I said, unknowingly jinxing myself. As soon as I stood up,I was struck by lightning. Ha ha funny right? But no, it wasn't. The force blasted Rosalin back at least 20ft. She even broke her arm. Well as for me, you could see right through my body and tell I was dead.
"Oh my word Jacob, Jacob wake up please. The phone,I gotta call for help." You see Roaslin was the kind of girl who would over exaggerate about things, but this time. This time I think it was necessary. "Hello,911 yes my boyfriend was struck by lightning we need help please." She cried into the phone. It took these damn people 10mins to reach me. They are only 2mins away which is a load of crap. Once the ambulance got there, they asked no questions whatsoever which I found awkward. They just picked me up and took me to the hospital where I was pronounced dead.
Yep, that's right I died sadly. There wasn't even a funeral for me cause you know, society, the economy, Him. Oops,I said too much too early. We'll get to talking about who Him is later on. But right now,I think it's time to tell you how I came back!

I know my format may be all wrong and messed up, but just bear with me. Hopefully this story interests your minds.