bad to the bone (Undertale sans x reader)

SCREEEEEEEE

(i'll update on the weekend, my parents keep taking my laptop) 

"SANS!!" You cry out, pain surging through your body.

"Kids like you, should be burning in hell." He smirks.

"SANS PLEASE!" You scream, begging or mercy.

He lifts his hand up, a Gaster-Blaster appearing above him.

"You ready to have a bad time?" He asks, his grin wide, his eye blue.

"NO!!" You scream, closing your eyes.

You awake with a jolt, your body covered in sweat, you panting. You hold your chest as you try to regain your breath.

You feel movement on the opposite side of the bed and you feel a hand on your shoulder, you jumping and gasping.

"Hey are you alright?" You hear Sans ask in a sleepy voice.

You nod slowly, tears rushing down your cheeks.

"Hey," he says sadly, moving to look you in the eye.

You look away, him grabbing your face lightly. You look him in the eye, sniffing

"Nothing gonna hurt you while I'm here okay?" He says, smiling softly.

You shake your head. He looks at you with a sad, confused expression.

"But...what if your the one to hurt me?" You ask, your voice shaking.

He stares at you with sad, wide eyes.

"No, nonono, I would never hurt you." He says, shaking his head.

"Sans, please, I don't want to have a bad time, I don't want to burn in hell. I can't take this torture anymore." You cry out.

His expression turn into one of pure, utter, surprise, with a mix of guilt.

"How do you-"

"These nightmares, I can't take it anymore!" You yell.

Sans just watches you, unsure of what to do.

"I can't..." You cry into your hands.

The door slams open, Papyrus standing in the doorway.

"SANS WHAT DID YOU DO?" He yells.

"Bro, I didn't do anything. She's having nightmares again." Sans says, looking away.

"Human!" Papyrus yells.

You peek at him from behind your fingers.

"Do not cry, for the great Papyrus is here to save you!" Papyrus yells, picking you up.

You gasp and grab onto his armour. He runs down the stairs.

"Papyrus, what are you-"

"IM SAVING YOU FROM SANS THE MIGHTY DRAGON OF PUNS!" He yells.

Sans chases you, screeching like a dying pterodactyl. You smile and laugh, laughing to your hearts content.

Sans smiles wide, happy to see you happy once more. Papyrus chuckles, hopping down the stairs. You giggle and hold onto him, Sans following. Sans tackles Papyrus.

You push Papyrus, laughing.

Sans straddles you to the ground, you giggling. 

"Save yourself Papy!" You giggle.

"I'm not leaving without you!" Papyrus cries out dramatically.

"Just go! You'll be fine without me! Make me proud!" You say, pretending to be on the verge of death.

 "I won't leave you!" Papyrus says, sadly. 

You pretend to die, your tongue sticking out. 

 "Nooooo!!!!" Papyrus screams, falling onto his knees. 

You giggle and look up at Sans, him grinning. He bends down slightly, touching your foreheads together. 

 "I've saved you!" Papyrus screams, swiping you from underneath Sans, Sans flipping backwards. 

You giggle and hug Papyrus. 

 "Thank you brave night for saving me! I shall rewards you with a kiss!" You smile, pecking his non-exsistent nose. 

Papyrus blushes and chuckles, setting you down. 

 "Hey no fair, i wanna kiss!" Sans whines. 

You giggle and roll your eyes, walking over to him and hold his head steady, kissing his forehead. He grins, his cheeks a light blue. 

 "Jeez, you guys are really bad at keeping it a secret." Papyrus chuckles. 

You and Sans look at him confused. 

 "Just kiss on the lips, you guys both love eachother clearly, get it over with." Papyrus groans. 

You blush and look at a blushing Sans. 

 "Hey, i'm good with it if you are." Sans shrugs. 

You blush deeply and look down. 

 "I don't mind." You shrug. 

He grins, Papyrus squealing. 

 "I'll get the camera!" He screams, running upstairs. 

You giggle and turn to Sans. 

 "wanna prank him?" You grin. 

 "How?" Sans grins. 

 "Like this." You smirk.

You grab his face, your thumbs positioned over his "lips", and kiss yout thumbs. His eyes widen as you pull away. 

 "Holy shit that's amazing." He gasps. 

 "It's called a drama kiss." You smile. 

He nods. 

 "So when Papyrus comes back, you do that to me, okay? Want to practice?" you ask, smiling 

He nods. 

 "So, hold my face with your hands, and place yout thumbs over my lips." You instruct.

He does so and looks at you nodding. 

 "Then just kiss your thumbs. It'll look like your kissing me." You say, his thumb on your lips. 

He nods and looks you in the eye, blushing. You nod and he inhales. He leans in, aiming at his thumbs. 

You feel his thumbs move off your face and you come in contact with his "lips". You gasp, your eyes widening. 

You then give in, kissing him back. 

You hear a camera click and you pull apart, turning to see Papyrus, wide-eyed. 

 "YOU GUYS WERE SUPPOSED TO WAIT!!!"