got lightning in a bottle || n.h au

five

So, horanroar_ , here it is. As promised.

Enjoy :)

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"I LOVE BIG BUTTS AND I CANNOT LIE, THESE OTHE-"

Fuck fuck fuck shit!

Shut up, shut up, shut up!

Why?

Why did I ever think that it would a good idea for me to set this song as my alarm tone? I mean it seemed funny at the time, but now? Yeah, not so much.

After much contemplation on whether to smother myself with this pillow or fling my alarm clock out the window, I opted for a happy medium. I proceeded to scream into my pillow and then blindly whack my phone until it finally kept quiet.

I hate everything.

The only thing worth possibly being happy about is the fact that schools are closing in three days. November holiday here I come!

Oh, and Niall. Yeah that's totally a reason to be happy.

Thinking about him led my thoughts straight to the conversation we had last night and I couldn't help but turn a very bright shade of pink. I mean we were basically flirting! At least I think so. I'm not good at this stuff okay, don't judge.

Either way Niall Horan, flirting with ME? Wut even is my life right now?!

Swoon.

That not could totall-BZZZZZZZZZZZ!

My fangirl-like thoughts were interrupted by my phone buzzing on my bedside table, notifying me of an incoming text.

I blindly felt along the surface of my table while trying to pin point said phone. I found it a few seconds later, next to the book I was reading last night. I absolutely cannot fall asleep without reading. I don't even remember how this came about, but ya, I am simply unable to can.

I held the phone up to my face and squinted at the incredibly bright screen. All the words and icons were all blurry and far away looking and I couldn't read a thing.

Hehe my glasses. Right. I probably should've started with those.

Oops?

I pulled open my drawer and retrieved such glasses and put 'em on.

Much better. My drawer is the only place to keep my glasses at night seeing as a) they're gonna get flung across the room and broken if I keep them next to my pillow (I sort of sleep like a cat getting baptized so yeah, not safe for my glasses) and b) putting them on top of the bedside table is gonna result in a lot of blinding feeling the table for them and inevitably knocking them straight off the table.

This would result in me having to get up and look for them and well I think you can see where I'm going with this. Basically, the drawer is my safest bet.

Attempt number 2 at trying to operate my phone and read this text.

Leggo.

The text read:
Good Morning :) Fancy walking to school with a simple lad like meself this morning? x

Oh my-

What?!

Is this real life?

I'm gonna cry if I wake up and all of this was a dream. To ensure that it wasn't, I did what any normal person would do.