you absolute f'ing walnut

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A/N: Text convos.

This is a bit of a filler inspired by some of the conversations I've had with my friends.

I'm up to my eyeballs in school work and assignments and rarely get time to update so I figured I'd write this to make up for my absence in the mean time.

I'll try my best to make sure things (in the story especially) get better after this.

But until then, hope you enjoy.

- Glor X

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Ni:  Sooo...

Z: Sooo...?

Ni: I've just had an epiphany.

Z: Dear Lord please give me strength.

Z: What was it this time around?

Ni: I've just realised that me birthday is on the day I was born !

Z: I

Ni: Who would've thought!?

Z: ...

Ni: No come back!

Z: ✌

Ni: Zahraaaaaaa

Ni: Babe

Z: Shhhh! You're disrupting my thought process. I'm trying to decide whether I should smother you with a pillow or or tie weights around your ankles and chuck you into the ball pit at Fun World.

Ni: Well I do quite like ball pits so...

Z: Oh just go to bed Niall. We can't risk you having anymore ground breaking epiphanies. The world just isn't ready, love.

Ni: You're so nice to me.

Z: Always baby cakes, always.

Ni: Good night darling x

Z: Nightie Ni xx

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Z: So i just meowed at a cat. And it didn't meow back.

Ni: Oh. Oh no. You weirdo.

Z: But Niall! It was so rude!

Ni: Why am even laughing? Honestly. Go away.

Z: You adore me

Ni: Maybe.

Z: Awwwwhhhh

Ni: Go away.

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Z: Knock Knock

Ni: Who's there

Z: Cheese

Ni: Cheese who?

Z: Cheese not afraid of all the attention
     Cheese not afraid of running wild

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