As I was watching tv the little ass crack comes in with a plate
"Here you go honey bun"
"WHAT THE HELL IS THIS SHIT!!!!!! I ASKED FIR SPAGHETTI NOT YOUR NASTY ASS HAIR COVERED IN SAUCE!!!!!"
"Honey bun those are noodles"
"WELL EXCUSE ME IF I CANT TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN YOUR NASTY STRINGY HAIR AND DAMN NOODLES!!!!!"
Beau sighed
"WHERES MY FUCKING BEER!!!!! I ASK FIR ONE THING ABD YOU FORGET IT!!!!!! I HATE!!!!!"
"Sweetheart we don't have any beer. You drank the part case last night remember"
I pushed beau back into the kitchen
"DONT YOU DARE COME OUT OF THAT KITCHEN UNTIL YOU GET ME A FUCKING BEER!!!!"
"Lindsay we don't have any" beau says calmly
"WELL LOOKS LIKE YOUR GOING TO BE IN THEIR FOR A WHILE THEN!!!!!!"
I slam the kitchen door shut and walk back to the couch
"Gahhhh gooooood"
"PATRICIA SJUT THE HELL UP!!!!! I CANT GET A SECOND OF PEACE AND QUOET IN MY OWN DAMN HOUSE!!!!!"
"Fahhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
Just then I picked Patricia up and carried her outside to the porch
I dangled her over the edge and asked "ARE TOU GOING TO SHUT THE FUCK UP NOW!!!!!"
"Gooooooo"
I then felt myself snap
"THATS IT!!!!!"
Next thing I knew I threw my baby off the porch and into the grass
I hear bagging on the window and turn around
"What did you do to the baby"
"BEAU WHAT THE FUCK DOD I SAY!!!!!! DONT TALK TO ME UNTIL YOU GET ME MY DAMN BEER!!!!! I HATE MY LIFE!!!!!!!"
