The cops came to the house
Eugene was the only one to come out and see what was happening
James was doing anal with some weird ass girl
"LET ME FUCKING GO MAN HANDS I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING SHES THE ONE WHO DESERVES TO GO TO JAIL ALL I DID WAS YELL AT SOME SCRAWNY ASS BREADSTICK PENGUIN GET YOUR SHIT COVERED HANDS OFF OF ME!!!!!!"
"Sit your wife told us that you were making threats to Mr. Luke Hemmings. Is that true"
I sighed in defeat
"Well I guess I did threaten to taser him but that was all"
The officer nodded
"Well seeing as you did make threats were going to have to take you to jail
I screamed and then they forced me in the car
When I got in the car I yelled at Lindsay through the window
"I FUCKING HATE YOU STUPID ASS BITCH WHEN I GET BACK FROM JAIL YOULL BE SORRY YOULL ALL BE SORRY!!!!!!!"
And then we drove off
3 weeks later
It's been 3 weeks since I got here
I have a cell all to myself
It's actually quite peaceful
I made a friend in the cafeteria
Speaking of that here comes the officer to take me to lunch
When he gets to my cell I notice a girl is with him
"Mr. Brooks we have a cell mate for you. This is Abigail and she will staying with you for the rest of your time here. Lunch is 23 minutes I'll be back to get you"
And with that he opened the door and Abigail walked in
"Uh hey Abigail I'm beau"
"Don't to me you little fucker"
What the hell was this bitches problem
"What the hell is your problem bitch"
"I SHOULDNT BE IN HERE THATS MY PROBLEM ITS ALL THE LITTLE ASS CRACKS FAUKT ITS NIT MY FAULT HES A CHEATING COCK SUCKER WHO FUCKS MULTIPLE GIRLS AT A TIME WHILE THE OTHER BITCHES KEPT WUIET I PUT MY AMAZING TALENTS TO USE ABD WROTE THE BEST SONG EVER BUT HIS ASS WIPE FAND ARE SO FAR UP HIS ASS THAT THEU REPORTED ME ABD GOT ME SENT TO JAIL!!!!!"
"Aww my wife calls me an ass crack"
God just thinking about Lindsay made me miss her so much
I miss getting yelled at and her locking me in kitchens and shoving spatulas up my ass
I really miss her
"Anyways why are you in here"
"I walked in on my wife getting fucked in the ass by some 2 inch pencil dick scrawny ass breadstick penguin and I threatened to taser him unless he got out so my wife called the cops on me"
"Wow that sucks walking in on being cheated on"
"Yeah it crushed me"
I feel your pain. The little bitch I was with cheated on me too once you realize they aren't worth it you move on"
"But I don't want to move on I love Lindsay and I know somewhere deep in her heart she loves me too I don't want to give up on us"
"If I was Lindsay I wouldn't cheat on you your a really good guy"
"You really mean that"
"Yeah Lindsay is lucky or was lucky to have you"
After she said that I felt a spark ignite in me
And then I went with my first instinct
I leaned in and
I
Beau Peter Brooks
Kissed her
