LINDSAY POV
tonight was the night
me sara and calum are going to see ed sheebanshee
i didn't want to go but once i thought about it i realized i could just have a good time and chill with the fam
we got there and i couldn't stop singing buckwild
i was so excited
i
was
going
to
get
BUCKWILD
i left beau at home
i really can't handle him anymore
i think he's gay
he's always going out to see breadstick boy
he presented me with divorce papers yesterday but i told him he can't do that then i fucked him in the ass
we will not be gettting a divorce
i couldn't do that to my precious children
we were now going to our seats
when we got there i realized i would be chillin with my fam and having a good time from THIRD ROW
IM SHOOK
the lights started going down and i shat in my seat
james weed blunt came out and performed
he was hot and sexy and wonderful and beautiful and cute and everything beau wasn't
he started singing and i was spat on
a lot
he has a saliva issue but i wasn't complaining
i loved him getting me wet!!!!
but then he made eye contact
and from the 3rd row i swear i saw his pupil dilate on me
he started singing another song
and as i was spat on continuously i realized he was changing the lyrics
was he forgetting the words?
no
he was changing them for me
and it was then that i realized he was in love with me
after a boring hour of ed sheebanshee singing it was time to go home
the first thing i did was make a quick video clearing up me and james roll the blunt dating rumors
they were not true omg!!!
or so i thought
i got a snap from him that said STREAK and instantly knew he wanted to fuck
beau hasn't come home yet and i wasn't complaining
i think he took the children
or child services took them
i really couldn't care at this point
i invited james roll the joint over and we had a wonderful night
he then quit the rest of the ed sheebanshee tour and we got married at the court house the next day
i love my a baby with all my heart he means so fucking much to me if you got a problem with him you got a fucking problem with me bitch share the fuck up i'm tired of the immature shit of you wanna fight then let's fucking meet up you whore we can do it right now i don't really care just leave me the fuck alone i'm so over this dumb shit seriously grow up 😤😤👊✊️✊️👊✌️
and that's where the new chapter of my life starts
but as we were driving home i saw the door was opened
who was in my damn house
i stomped in the house and saw beau and breadstick boy on my bed
and that's when the swinging started
