Beaus POV
I took Patricia out for a walk
As I was walking an 8 year old boy came up to me
"Damn bitch you ugly as fuck"
"Well guess what I just got my own reality tv show so go suck it"
"Lolz why would someone as ugly as you get a tv show"
"Because my family is interesting"
"Fuck that bitch imma go get some chicken"
And with that the boy left skateboarding down the street
As I kept walking I felt a vibrating in my ass
It was my phone
I pulled my pants down in the middle of the sidewalk and pulled my phone out of my ass
I looked who it was and it was Lindsay
"WHERE THE FUCK HAS YOUR SOGGY ASS CRACK BEEN!!!!!"
"I told you I was taking Patricia for a walk"
"OH GOOD THAT FAT PIECE OF SHIT BEEDS TO LOSE A FEW POUNDS!!!!!"
"Yeah so I'm why did you call"
"OH I NEED YOU TO PICK UP SOME OF THOSE TACOS I REALLY LIKE!!!!!! YOU KNIW THE ONES WOTH THE CROUTONS AND THE BLUEBERRIES IN THEM!!!!!! I NEED THOSE BITCH!!!!!!!"
" ok honey I'll see if I can get some"
"YOU BETTER GET SOME OR IM GONNA BE PISSED!!!!! HURRY UP IM HUNGRY!!!!!!"
With that I hung up
I hated my wife so much
I turned the corner to go to the taco shop
When I got there I asked for the the tacos Lindsay wanted
The man said they were sold out
I said screw you then walked out
I took Patricia in my arms because she was a fat bitch who is too slow
I walked back to the house and walked in
"Streusel pumpkin" I called out
I didn't get a response so I walked to the living room
Lindsay was always watching tv in the living room
She wasn't in their either
I noticed our bedroom door was closed
We never close it
Even when we have sex
We like our children to experience it with us
I knocked on the door
There was no response
I heard faint noises
I opened the door
What I saw disgusted me
And at this very moment
I
Beau Peter Brooks
Snapped
"LINDSAY WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING I THOUGHT WE LOVED EACHOTHER I WOULD NEVER IN A MILLION YEARS CHEAT ON YOU EVEN THOUGH I FUCKJNG HATE YOUR GUTS YOUR SO MEAN TO ME SND I PUT UP WOTH IT AND IM SICK OF IT HOW DO YOU THINK IT FEELS TO EALK IN ON YOUT WIFE GETTING FUCKED IN THE ASS BY SIME BASTY ASS BREADSTICK WOTH YELLOW TEETH I CANT BELIEVE YOU THOS HURTS ME SO FICKJNG MUCH I WANT TO STAB MY EYES OUT YOU LITTLE BREADSTICK BOY GET UOUR SCRAWNY ASS OUT OF MY HOUSE BEFORE I GET MY TASER OUT AND LINDSAY I WANT YOU OUT OF MY LIFE FOREVER I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU!!!!!!!!!!"
And with that the little scrawny ass breadstick boy shoved his 2 inch pencil dick back in his pants and ran out of the house
Lindsay got her phone out of her pocket and called the cops
And when they showed up I was taken to jail
