once I got outside I started walking down the street to the well
when I reached the well I looked down
breadstick boy was still down there
I yelled at him
"uneducated breadstick!!!!!"
he didn't respond
I yelled again
"ugh breadstick?"
still no answer
I was getting worried
I picked up a rock and threw it into the well
HE STILL DIDNT MOVE
by now I was panicking
even though my wife cheated on me with this breadstick/man I still cared for him
it was almost like he was a son to me since all my kids hate me
I decided to tie the rope to the side of the well and go down and get him
then I could pull myself up
once I tied my knot using my skills I learned in Boy Scouts I jumped in the well
but turns out the rope wasn't as long as I thought and I only made it half way down the well
now I'm just hanging and swinging
I start yelling at breadstick boy again
"um breadstick boy can you please help me I'm kinda in a pickle oooo pickles I love pickles idk what my favorite kind is though like there's dill and bread and butter-"
just then the rope snapped and I came flying down directly onto the breadstick
I screamed and he magically awoke
"ow what the hell????"
"sorry breadstick"
"why are you laying on me??"
"well I came back to save you like I said I was because my wife was being a jerk so I came back and came down on a rope but it snapped so I came tumbling down and here I am haha"
he stared at me " well can you get off me you're crushing my appendix"
"oh sorry breadstick"
I climbed off of him and sat next to him
"so how are we going to get out now???" he asked me
"idk I have no one to call do you?"
"I think I have someone" he says as he pulls his phone out
he finds the person and it's starts to ring
then they answer
"ugh hello"
"Ronnie it's me Luke hemmings um I kinda have a problem and I need some help"
"oh Luke hemmings!!!!! I, Ronnie diamond, am always at your assistance I'll be there in 4.5875899621903-80 seconds" he says before hanging up
"ok I have someone coming"
"thank god I have to get home to Che k on Calums butt"
"wait Calums at your house???"
"wait you know Calum???"
"yeah I'm in his band"
just then a big tube comes falling from the top of the well and sucks up to the top of the well
