Beaus pov
Day 350
It's almost been a year that I've been trapped in this kitchen
Lindsay won't let me leave until I get her another beer
But the problem is we don't have any
So I've been eating all the zucchini that was stored in the pantry
I think I have food poisoning
As I eat my zucchini peacefully Patricia walks into the kitchen
"Patricia darling take this note and give it to big brother James"
"Gaaaa"
I sigh as she crawls off to find James
JAMES POV
"No I haven't fucked anyone in a week. I lost my game man"
Just as I say that I notice the baby crawling in my room
"Patricia what the hell I told you to knock first before coming in here"
"Gahhhhhhh"
"Oh excuse me I forgot you were 1 what do you want"
She the walks over to me and sets a piece of paper on my bed
Go to the store and get me a case of beer, Dad
What the hell
"Hewants me to get her a case of beer"
Patricia nods
"Ugh if it will get him out of the kitchen I can't talk to girls in there anymore with him in there all the time"
I walk out and knock on Eugene's door
"What do you want"
"You need to come with me to the store. Dad wants a case of beer"
"Why do I have to come"
"Ugh come on you little bitch. I just want someone to come with and your the only sort of normal person in the house. Now come on"
I grab his arm and pull him with me to the car
As we started driving he started making a weird noise
Then he started twitching
As he was twitching he knocked over the drink that was in the cup holder
"Eugene what the fuck"
"I'm sorry I didn't mean to do that"
"Why the hell were you spazzing out"
"I don't know I was playing one of my video games in my head and I was killing someone"
"You know what I'm gonna help you"
"Help me what"
"Help you be cool duh listen when we get back to the house I'm gonna teach you how to be cool and get the bitches"
He smiles as I keep driving
LINDSAY
I was starting to miss beau so I went and checked on him
"I DINT KNOW LITTLE BITCH WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN HERE OH YEAH YOU COULDNT DO ONE SIMPLE TASK SO I LOCKED YOUR LAZY ASS IN HERE"
"I'm sorry" he said quietly
I wasn't in the mood for his pathetic apologies so I went to the pantry
"WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ZUCCHINI I HAD ZUCCHINI IN HERE WGERE DID IT GO"
