as I was walking home I heard someone tumble down the well
"oh EM gee help me!!"
I ran over to the well and looked inside this is what I saw
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I saw the giant breadstick laying in the well
"oh Em gee are you ok??"
"oh Em gee dies it look like I'm ok you corn dog licking ass crack!!"
"ok you little bitch I was gonna help you but then you had to get all sassy with me so guck you and your greasy breadstick ass"
and with that I walked away
until I heard a noise
"I'm sorry"
I walked back to the well and looked down
I saw the ugly ass breadstick still laying there
"ugh ok I'll help you but I don't know what to do to get you out"
"you need a rope dumb ass"
" oh yeah right um my house is just down the street I'll get it and come back"
"ok please hurry"
and with that I ran home
when I got home I ran inside to go to the garage
but I was stopped
"oh beau darling is that you"
I walked in the living room to see my beautiful wife
oh golly she was even more beautiful than I remembered
"oh Lindsay it's so good to see you"
I went and hugged her
but then she aggressively pushed me away
"YOU STUPID LITTLE BITCH HIW DARE YOU LEAVE ME SLONE WITH YOUR RAT FACED CHILDREN DO YOU KNOW HOW FUCKIBG STUPID THISE CHILDREN ARE UGH FUCK YOU YOU DUMB PIECE OF SHIT GO GET READY MY COUSIN SND HER HUSBAND ARE COMING OVER"
"but I really need to get something from the garage and go out"
but then I knew I shouldn't have talked back
she looked me in the eyes and then pushed me down to the floor and sat on me
she then took my leg and dislocated it
finally she dragged me back onto the couch and yelled at me
"YOU DISRESPECTFUL LITTLE CUNT YOU THINK YOU CAN TALK BACK TO ME IM A BLACK BELT YOU CANT TALK BSCK TO ME SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GO GROE SOME BALLS YOU HARRY STYLES WANNA BE"
and then she did the unthinkable
she RKOd me!!!
I can't believe my wife just RKOd me
she then got off of me and spat on me
"get ready my cousin is going to be here at 6:49 and is your ugly rats ass isn't ready I'll RKO you again do you understand me bitch?!?!?!"
