me Lindsay Sarah and Calum were all eating dinner
it was going really good
so I asked Calum
"so Calum what do you do for a living"
"um I'm in a band with my friends and we go on tour a lot and yeah we're really successful and my band mate and best friend Michael is really hot and cute and adorable and sexy and hot and sexy and adorable and perfect and flawless and he's really hot when he moans ah fuck when HE MIANS HES SO FUCKING HOT I WANT TO FUCK HIM SO BAD but then I remember that I'm married to my wonderful wife but yeah I'm in a band"
"YOU LITTLE RAT FACE WHY CANT YOU BE SUCCESSFUL LIKE HIM YOURE JUST A DISAPPOINTEMENT AND GONTO JAIL ALL THE TIME I HATE YOU SO MUCH"
"Um I'm going to go use the bathroom I'll be back"
but just as Calum got up to got to the bathroom Lindsay threw a fork at my head and I ducked and it his Calum right in the ass
"NOOIOOOPOOI MY BABIES BEAUTIFUL ASS LOOK WHAT YOU DID"
Sarah screamed at Lindsay when Calum got impaled
he fell and Sara ran over to him
"oh pumpkin are you ok does your perfect ass hurt omg I can't relieved she did that that's why I don't allow you around other females shit like this happens I knew this was a bad idea"
" no no it's ok I just need some ice"
and with that said Sara walked out of the room to go get some ice
"TJIS IS YOUR FAULT FICK FACE"
"Lindsay you're the one who threw it"
I said but she just yelled more
finally I got so mad that I ran to the garage and got a rope and went to get breadstick boy out of the well
I hope Calums ass is ok
