I know I said I'd never write in this pity little book again. But since my parents grounded me, took away my TV and Laptop Computer, I guess I have no other choice.
School today sucked! It all started when:
I got into the school building and waited for the giant mob of brainless students to part a path for me to get to my locker. I strutted down the pathway when everyone, as usual, started talking to me.
"What's up, MacKenzie!"
"You look hot, MacKenzie!"
"Are you coming to my party this weekend, MacKenzie?"
"Love your shoes, MacKenzie!"
"Will you marry me, MacKenzie!"
"You'll NEVER guess who has a crush on you, MacKenzie!"
"Is that another designer purse, MacKenzie?"
"Fabulous hair, MacKenzie!"
"I'll pluck out my eye with a pencil and eat it with a Spam and mustard sandwich IF ONLY you'll sit with me at lunch today, MacKenzie!"
Like I'd ever sit with a dork like that. I don't think I'll ever get that image out of my head. EVER!
After the wave of "MacKenzie! MacKenzie! MacKenzie!" I got to my locker where I saw this creepy brunette stalker half staring at me. What, did she think I was BLIND? I could totally see her!
I used her locker to help me put on my makeup and went to class. I couldn't help noticing that the little freak was writing in a diary. Like, who does that?
I trudged through my classes and went to my locker to gossip to my friends. We were in the middle of a very serious conversation about Brandon Roberts (Brandon is a super cute guy. We were totally talking about what my baby girl was going to be named, and we came up with Taylor Holli- er, I mean, Taylor Roberts) when the little brunette stalker dork girl had the nerve to tell us to MOVE! She was all like, "Excuse me, but I really need to get into my locker." Well excuseeeeee you! She was totally hogging my personal space. I took out my mirror and put on my Krazy Kissalicious Strawberry Crush Glitterati, looked at myself for a whole two minutes, and was like, "Annoying much?" Jess said, "What's her problem?" I mean, it's not my fault her locker is right next to mine!
I know that the little brat would love to be friends with me. The worst part is, she's in some of my classes! Argggggggg! She even sits next to Brandon! Ugh!
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Dork Diaries : Tales from an Oh-So-Fabulous Life (MacKenzie Hollister's Diary)
FanfictionWe've all seen Nikki's diary and we all know she's a dork. But what happens when MACKENZIE HOLLISTER, the most popular girl in school, has a diary of her own? Is she a dork too? Or is she just as mean?
