I haven't written in my diary for a long time, but I'm still grounded, so here I am. Just great! :( My parents are transforming me into a total dork! I just need to be careful to not let anybody know. My whole ego could be RUINED!
Today the halls were covered with posters about the Avant-Garde Art Competition, which is WCD's annual school art show.
It's SUPER lame. The first prize is $500 in cash. Baby money! But still. I'm totally gonna win. I mean, my fashion illustrations are so HAWT!
Anyways, I was picking up an entry form and totally bragging to my BFFs about my art portfolio. I said: "Like, since I'm going to be a model/fashion designer/ pop star, I already have a portfolio of seven very HOT fashion illustrations for my FAB-4-EVER clothing line, which I also plan to wear on my very successful world tour as the opening act for Miley Cyrus, who of course will fall head over heels in love with MY designs and buy like a million dollars' worth. Then I'm going to enroll at a prestigious university like Harvard, Yale, or the Westchester Fashion Institute of Cosmetology, which, BTW, is owned by my aunt Clarissa!"
Like, am I not BRILLIANT! :)
Then I realized the dork, who I still didn't know the name of, was there. I totally stared at her to MAKE HER GO AWAY. I didn't want to compete against nerds and freaks! But what really scared me was that I'd taken a peak at her diary and saw that she had SKILLZ at drawing. Of course, I'd never admit that to anyone else. So I just kept staring at her and PRAYED she'd go away.
She got to the front of the line and I saw the assistant ask her if she wanted a form for the avant-garde art show. Then, she froze, and was clucking like a hen! I have no idea what her issue is, but I laughed, because her entering the show was the most ridiculous thing I'd ever heard, and, believe me, I've heard some pretty ridiculous things.
The girl was all like, "Um, no... I... I'm here to be an LSA." An LSA is a library shelving assistant. Thank god that little freak wasn't here for the art competition. Seriously, to be an LSA? That was as BORING as a fake designer purse.
Anyways! I went out of the office because that girl was totally infecting me with her cooties and sashayed to my next class.
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Dork Diaries : Tales from an Oh-So-Fabulous Life (MacKenzie Hollister's Diary)
FanfictionWe've all seen Nikki's diary and we all know she's a dork. But what happens when MACKENZIE HOLLISTER, the most popular girl in school, has a diary of her own? Is she a dork too? Or is she just as mean?
