Dork Diaries : Tales from an Oh-So-Fabulous Life (MacKenzie Hollister's Diary)

Monday October 7

Today was the day to enter my Fab-4-Ever clothing line into the art show. I was like, soooooooooo excited because I was going to win first place, because, I'm soooooooo popular and my fashion is soooooooooooo hot.

Anyways, I saw it was raining, so I put on my matching Burberry raincoat, hat, and boots, and got these random dudes to take my Fab-4-Ever fashion mannequins out. Like, I sooooo wasn't getting my hands dirty in the rain. EW!

I got in the ginormous truck that they had for like, moving things. OMG! Longest. Ride. To. School. EVER. Probably because I couldn't wait to see the look on Nikki's face when she lost!!! Then Brandon would see what a pathetic loser she is, and then we'd run away and get married! :)))

Anyways, I climbed out of the truck and saw this guy carrying my artwork like it was nothing. Well, excuseeeeeeeee you! Everyone knows I'm going to be rich and famous and my artwork now is like, um, totally fab!

"Hey, careful with that, buddy! It's a piece of art, not a piece or plywood!" I snarled at him.

I looked to my right and saw that hideous roach van with the name Maxwell printed on the side. And you would not believe who came out of it.

NIKKI MAXWELL!!!!!!! (Who was wearing bunny slippers. Hm, weird...)

My mouth dropped open and I stared at Nikki, the van, and at the horrible bug on top of it.

I grinned.

"Wait a minute! YOU'RE the same Maxwell as Maxwell's Bug Extermination? And what is that hideous brown thing on top of your van, a dead horse? Let me guess, it's supposed to be a matching set with those two dead bunnies on your feet?!"

Nikki glared at me but said nothing.

What seemed like forever as Nikki glared at my beautiful face, wishing she could be me, when I heard a cracking sound! OMG! Nikki's truck van thingy's tire totally CRUSHED her weird painting that she was submitting! I laughed and said, "Oh no! Was that your little art project?! Too bad! Hey, just throw some bugs on it and enter it as a modern art piece called Maxwell's Bugs on Garbage."

I giggled and sashayed away, leaving Nikki alone on the wet curb, where she deserved to be.

I knew Nikki could never afford WCD! Like, OMG, she had transferred from a PUBLIC SCHOOL!

Only a total loser would go to a public school!

I walked by her locker and thought of an awesome plan.

I took out my Ravishing Red-Hot Cinnamon Twist lip gloss, my favorite, and drew a bug right on her locker. Then wrote 'bug girl' under it. I couldn't wait until Nikki saw it.

Unfortunatly, I had to get to class. So I took my stuff and sashayed away. I just LOVE it when I sashay!