O. M. G. Nikki is such a loser I could spit!!!!!!!
I think Nikki made the judges feel bad for her because she's such a dork that she cheated and the judges made her win, because I have soooooooooooo much more talent than her!
So like, today I went to the ceremony thingy so I could see who had won. It wasn't really a big mystery, because, like, everyone knows I won.
But nooooooooooooooo! The annonced NIKKI MAXWELL'S name INSTEAD of MINE!!
At first I thought they had a mistake or something, because I'd personally witnessed Nikki's dumb painting get crushed to pieces.
But nooooooooooo! At the very end, I saw a series or sixteen 8 x 10 close up black and white photographs. And guess what?!?!
It said: "The Student Body - by Nikki Maxwell"
OMG! I should've known! That girl is so vain, she takes pictures of everything she does! She even takes pictures of herself putting on lip gloss!
So I politely went to the judges and said, "Um, excuse me sir? But isn't the first place supposed to go to the Fab-4-Ever illustrations?"
"Oh, those life size dolls?" He laughed! He actually laughed! "No, no. The other judges and I agreed that The Student Body was much better. You still got second place, though."
OMG! I WAS LIVID!
So I very politely told the guy, "Um......... EXCUSE YOU? MY FAB-4-EVER FASHION ILLUSTRATIONS ARE MUCH BETTER THAN THAT STUPID THING? DON'T YOU SEE MY POTENTIAL? ARE YOU BLIND? MAYBE WE NEED AN EXPERT HERE BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT ONE OF THEM!!! LIKE, EVERYONE KNOWS I'M GOING TO BE RICH AND FAMOUS BECAUSE OF MY ART AND THERE'S NO WAY THAT A DORK LIKE NIKKI MAXWELL COULD BE BETTER THAN ME! UGH! I'M TOTALLY CONSIDERING SUING THE SCHOOL FOR THIS! BECAUSE NIKKI IS A DIARY OBSESSED DORK AND IS SOCIALLY AND FASHIONABLY CHALLENGED!"
See? I didn't loose my temper.
But noooooooo! The guy just walked away like I wasn't somebody. But I'm MACKENZIE HOLLISTER! The most popular girl in school!
ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!
(That's the sound of me ripping out my extensions.)
Worse, a few students were watching me. That included Nikki's pity pals, Chloe and Zoey. So I went all up in their face like:
"CHLOE AND ZOEY! WHAT DID YOU TELL THOSE JUDGES TO MAKE NIKKI WIN! OMG! YOU'RE TOTALLY UNINVITED TO MY BIRTHDAY PARTY, WHICH, BTW, IS GOING TO BE THE PARTY OF THE YEAR! UGH! I NEVER LIKED YOU ANYWAYS!"
And I sashayed away!
Mom and Daddy are never going to believe that this happened to me!
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Dork Diaries : Tales from an Oh-So-Fabulous Life (MacKenzie Hollister's Diary)
FanfictionWe've all seen Nikki's diary and we all know she's a dork. But what happens when MACKENZIE HOLLISTER, the most popular girl in school, has a diary of her own? Is she a dork too? Or is she just as mean?
