Today at lunch I was handing out invitations to my birthday party, because, like, everyone wanted to come. I'm soooooo popular!
Lisa Wang and Sarah Grossman were totally hugging and crying because they'd gotten invited. Everyone was totally SUPERexcited to go to MY birthday party! Everyone, that is... except Brandon.
Like, reeeeeally? I gave him an invitation and twirled my hair around my finger and put on my best smile. Then I "accidentally" dropped my purse, because that's what Tyra Banks always says to do when you want a guy to notice you. But noooooooo! Brandon just took my invitation and walked off. That's not even the worst part! A punch of jock guys trampled all over my $300 Vera Bradly purse before I could pick it up and left a bunch of muddy footprints! That was designer!
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Dork Diaries : Tales from an Oh-So-Fabulous Life (MacKenzie Hollister's Diary)
FanfictionWe've all seen Nikki's diary and we all know she's a dork. But what happens when MACKENZIE HOLLISTER, the most popular girl in school, has a diary of her own? Is she a dork too? Or is she just as mean?
