OMG! That new girl just seems to keep popping up in my life like she owns it or she's my BFF or someone. I was in French class when that girl's perfumed body spray, Sassy Sasha, fell on the floor.
The nozzle popped off, and it literally kept spraying until the whole can was empty! Was she like, trying to marinate in Sassy Sasha?!
Mr. Achsoo started yelling French cuss words and told everyone to leave the room, because we were all coughing and our eyes were getting all teary.
So we were all in the hallway and I was texting my friends, when I heard Mr. Achsoo ask the girl if she was trying to KILL him.
Like, seriously! Nobody wants to marinate in your Sassy Sasha, you hopeless, diary obsessed freak!
If Mr. Achsoo dies from Sassy Sasha exposure, I hope that girl totally gets arrested and moves on from my life. 'Cause she keeps making a SCENE out of EVERYTHING!
I'd never drop my Sassy Sasha on the floor. Even if I did, Mr. Achsoo wouldn't do anything to me. I'm too perfect for punishment! <3
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Dork Diaries : Tales from an Oh-So-Fabulous Life (MacKenzie Hollister's Diary)
FanfictionWe've all seen Nikki's diary and we all know she's a dork. But what happens when MACKENZIE HOLLISTER, the most popular girl in school, has a diary of her own? Is she a dork too? Or is she just as mean?
