I'm totally manipulating Nikki. Like, today I brainwashed her dorky friends to come sit with us at table 5. Not because I like them or anything, but like, I wanted to make Nikki as miserable as possible. OMG! She does so many tats that she hasn't eaten lunch in like, 100 days!
Chloe and Zoey were flirting and giggling with three CCP guys, Jason, Ryan, and Matt. OMG! It's soooooooooooo obvious that they have crushes on Jason and Ryan. Like, girIfriend, be like MacKenzie! NOBODY knows who my crush is. I totally don't make it obvious.
Anyways, I thought it would be totally perfect to give them invitations to my rescheduled party. Why? Because Nikki would get soooooo jealous that they're friends with ME, because I'm sooooooooooooo popular, that she would just die of extreme sadness. Like, even Nikki wants to be BFFs with me! OMG! I'm soooooooo popular. I get everything I want.
Like, I gave Brandon his invitation today. I twirled my hair and even dropped my purse again, because that's what Tyra says to do when you want a guy to notice you. But noooooooo! Like, he shoved his invitation and then went to talk to NIKKI about some PHOTOGRAPHY THINGY like she was someone!
Ugh! NIKKI MAXWELL HAS TOTALLY BRAINWASHED THE LOVE OF MY LIFE!
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Dork Diaries : Tales from an Oh-So-Fabulous Life (MacKenzie Hollister's Diary)
FanfictionWe've all seen Nikki's diary and we all know she's a dork. But what happens when MACKENZIE HOLLISTER, the most popular girl in school, has a diary of her own? Is she a dork too? Or is she just as mean?
