Dork Diaries : Tales from an Oh-So-Fabulous Life (MacKenzie Hollister's Diary)

Friday, September 13

I just CAN'T understand why that lil dork keeps ruining my life. Like today.

In geometry, she sits right behind me! And my BFF, Jessica, sits right behind her. Since I hadn't invited Jessica to my birthday yet, I figured this would be the PERFECT time to invite her. So I turned around and handed the dork a pink invitation tied with a white satin bow. Then she tried to pick a few lint balls off of her hoodie. Like, who does that?

Anyways, I about to ask her if she could pass my invitation to Jessica. I smiled and was like, "Hey hon! I was just wondering if you would-?" when she rudely cut me off by saying, "MacKenzie, I would LOVE to! Thanks for asking me... hon!"

That pathetic looser started to untie the ribbon and tear open the envelope! I was in shock! I narrowed my eyes.

"You IDIOT! WHAT are you doing?"

She quivered and looked at me. "Umm, opening m-my invitation?"

I thought she was joking. "Like I would invite you?" I sneered and flipped my hair, then batted my lashes at her in pure disgust. "Aren't you the new girl who hangs around my locker all the time like some kind of creepy stalker?"

"Well, yes... I mean, NO! Actually, my locker is right next to yours," she muttered, looking down and still picking off lint on her hoodie.

I pretended that I didn't know her. "Are you sure?" I asked, looking at her up and down to see if she was lying.

"I'm VERY sure!" She said.

I didn't know what else to say, so I took out my Krazy Kissalicious lip gloss and applied like three extra-thick layers and gazed at myself in my little mirror. After two minutes, I closed my mirror and glared at her.

"Before you so RUDELY interrupted me, I was simply asking if you would PASS my invitation to JESSICA! How was I supposed to know you were going to rip it open like some uncivilized GORILLA?"

Everyone in the class snickered.

"Oh. Okay. MY BAD!" She desperately tried to tie on the satin bow. "Um, who's Jessica?" She asked stupidly.

Jessica tapped her shoulder. Today Jessica was wearing pink lip gloss, a pink sweater, a pink miniskirt, and a headband with fake pink diamonds to compliment her blonde hair.

Jessica curled her lip and announced, "I'm Jessica, and I can't believe you opened MY invitation!" She rolled her eyes and snatched the invitation from her. That's when Mrs. Sprague walked in and began geometry class, but I could still hear the entire class snickering.