Happy Holidays dear friends, enjoy this chapter!
Hello. It's me.
Damn it I'm sorry ok. Anyways, dances. Something I'll probably never get asked to. I mean I've gone to them, like Sadie's and stuff where you ask the guy to go (which I did NOT do; I went with a friend bc antisocial af)
Basically dances are excuses for people to get turnt without parents judging you.
Theme: the stupid part of the dances. Basically teachers think it'd be so adorable to have cutesy little Disney themes (most of the time its Disney) where the kids dress up and you and your date match each other. you should just rip your eyes out now before its too late.
Dates: Ew. Cooties, am I right? If you're one of those girls or guys that always gets asked/asks people to dances, I hate you. I'm the last person people would want to take to a dance tbh.. But if you're wanting to get asked, I'll try to give you advice.
Be friends with guys
Try and dress presentable
Don't be gross
Don't be annoying as shit
Don't be me basically
That should do the trick, eh?
Idk what else to write so uh.... I'll just tell y'all my perfect form-posal
(Formal proposal)
Picture this: the guy you like asks you to formal.
What could make it even better you ask? He uses your favorite movie to ask you (mine being The Wizard of Oz)
now how damn cute would it be for a guy to give you a poster saying "Will you follow the yellow brick road with me to formal?" Iebfownfwodnwod wow ok.
Sorry for this. I needed to rant and this was easy so... Hope this helps? I'll probably come back and edit this later
Tootles!~
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