The Weird Exorcist

taken dreams

Everyone gathers around Wolfgang and teleports him to the mansion. Wolfgang is being carried by lord Grimory and sir zecks. Wolfgang gets dropped into a bed gently and a plethora of large chested nurses come in. Issei starts to google over the breast and starts to drool. "So much Gonzagas." Koneko punches Issei and breaks the wall with his body. "Koneko you turned Issei into a modern art." Sir zecks says as he mocks him. The crucifix around Wolfgang's neck starts to glow and materialize into a large blanket. "It can do that? That's like a miracle in a small holy item." Kiba says as he is awed. The blanket glows and starts to give Wolfgang color. His face starts to move slowly and his eyes open. He yawns and looks at everyone around him.

"Top of the morning... where am I?" Grafyia hugs Wolfgang then smacks him. "You fool don't ever do something stupid like that again you could have been killed!" "Technically he wasn't killed I took over his body and drained it of blood. If anything it would be suicide." The blanket says. "Ashten buddy appreciate the save. How about we go to your favorite place." "We get to go to the booby place!!" "Yeah we sure do, and you know I hate that place." Issei automatically regains strength and grabs Wolfgang's hand. "Please master... please take me with you." Rias grabs Issei by the collar and drags him back. "So son how does it feel to do something stupid." "I'm not your kin old man." "We'll in considering you were wearing the Grimory family Crest proudly, made my biological son look up to you. Have my sister actually support you, have my father and mother adore you, and most importantly have my wife accept you... your practically one of us." "Gun mode." The silver liquid formed a gun into Wolfgang's hand and he shot sir zecks. Sir zecks stops the bullet with his magic and crushes it. "I am much stronger than you know of. Do not test me. Do not anger me." "I could say the same old man." The door bashes open and Millicas walks in. He walks over to Wolfgang in the bed and opens a book. He grabs a knife and cuts open Wolfgang's hand. He smears the blood into the book and closes it. "Millicas what did you just do?Rias asks. "He is big brother. He must be in or records as one of us to be eligible to go to events that the household holds and is invited to. I took the liberty into registering him, and as a good younger brother I shall see to it that he is welcome." Wolfgang made a fist and pointed it out. Millicas jumped back and magic started to glow out of his hands. "Do you wish to test my strength brother?" "Have you never heard of a fist pound. You Devils are stupid. I gotta go and handle some business with Ashten." Wolfgang moves the covers and puts his feet over the side of the bed. He looks at them and they are shriveled and weak. I drained much blood during that fight. It will take you 1 week to regain half strength. 3 days for you to think and work properly 6 days for the ability to walk and use muscle. 9 days for your body to recognize surroundings and faces. 12 days for full recovery. You are stuck here in the bed for the next 12 days. We can postpone the booby bar.

Wolfgang sighs and rolls back into the bed. He sighs and looks at the ceiling. Grafyia sits next to him and rubs his shrunken in face. "What is the issue? Do you not like it here?" "It's not that. It's the fact the I'm stuck here for the next 12 days. I have nothing to do."

Venelana snaps her fingers and lord Grimory whistles. A line full of devil woman dressed in nurse, maid, and lab coats come in. "Take your pick. I personally enjoy the maid outfit." Lord Grimory says as he rubs his nose. Issei jumps up and starts drooling over he large breast. Kiba sighs and Koneko punches him into Rias's hands. She lifts him up and throws him down. "You see me naked everyday I don't understand why you are gawking over them." "Just... just so many fun bags."

Wolfgang rolls over and puts his face into a pillow. Lord Grimory, sir zecks, Grafyia, and Venelana form a Circle. "He isn't like other men. He doesn't gawk at beautiful women at any chance." Lord grimory says. "Mabey his is a small chest person." Sir zecks says. "Mabey he is actually a decent man." Venelana says. "Possibly... what if he is gay?" Grafyia says with suspicion. "My son gay? That's nonsense. How dare you." "My grandson would never be of that sort. You insult the family name with such profanity and debauchery." Venelana and Grafyia looked at each other. "Since when did they use such a high level vocabulary?"