The Hater

Two

"What the actual hell is this?" I said, as I saw the oldest boy, I think his name was Gabriel, or Gavin, or something like that, was holding some stick thing with a ball attached to it.

"So Gavin, show us what your saving up for." The dad, Shay said, as he pointed, what I assumed his camera, to the son, and his computer screen.

"It's a kudana." The boy said.

(A/N: Don't how to spell that, so yeah)

"What he actual hell is that?" I said out loud, as I started to laugh. From the front seat, my mom and my grandma gave me a weird ass look.

"What are you watching?" My mom asked, as I took out my earbuds. We were in the car, driving to my cousins house, and we had just left the house to pick up my grandma.

"Some Retarded ass thing on YouTube." I said, as my grandma laughed. My mom wasn't too strict on cursing, so whenever I said something like 'fuck' or 'ass', even if ass wasn't that much of a curse word, my mom would just shrug it off.

But I didn't curse like 24/7.

"Okay then." My mom said, as she started talking to grandma.

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"Merry Christmas Aunt Willow." I said, as I gave her a hug.

"Merry Christmas Reese. The teens and kids are downstairs in the basement if you wanna go with them." She said. Yep, Aunt Willow and her husband, Uncle Norman, have a rich ass house.

"Thanks." I said, as I headed downstairs.

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"Merry motherfucking Christmas Eve bitches!" My cousin, Hillary yelled, as I laughed. It was always Hillary that had to be the first on to curse.

"Reese! Bitch get over here!" She said, as I gave her a hug. She was my age, and she didn't care if there were five year olds running around, she would still curse as loud as possible.

But it was funny.

Aunt Willow and Uncle Norman have three kids. James, who is 16, Casmire, who is 13, and Joey, who is 11. Hillary is one of my first cousins, since my mom has 2 brothers and a sister.

"What's up?" I asked. The last time I saw her was two months ago, since she lives in New York, and I live in New Jersey. But we were close, since she was one of the cousins that was chill.

We began to talk.

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"What the actual hell is that shit?" Hillary asked, as I  looked over and saw my two ten year old cousins, Maria, and Gabby, watching something.

I looked at the screen, and saw they were watching the shaytards.

Oh, it's the dumbass family.

"There the shaytards, duh." Gabby said.

"More like the re-Tards." I snorted out, as the two rolled there eyes.

"Don't say that, they  are awesome." Maria said, as Gabby nodded.

"Well, whatever we are gonna go over there." Hillary said, as we walked away. This was a rich house, so they had a really huge ass basement. They had like 200000 rooms.

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"There better not be anyone fucking each other tonight. At least not in my house." My cousin, Casmire said, as we all laughed.

"Remember Karen, last year we caught Adam and Jasmine doing it in one of the rooms." I said to Karen, as she shivered, in a funny way, and we all laughed.

"This is why we gotta clean this whole damn house after." Casmire said, as we all laughed.

Tonight was gonna be a good Christmas.

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Thoughts?

Don't worry guys, this book isn't meant to offend any shaytards lovers (like myself).

I just wanted to write something a little bit different then I usually do.

Yep, and this is what happens when I stay up until 3 in the morning.

Lol.

Anyways, love you guys!

Bye!