Victoria's Rants

bs group chat

a list that basically sums up bitch squad's group chat(s).

- gUYS I HAVE A NEW STORY IDEA

- *sends picture of a cover* does this look good?

- brogan

- I know your crush's instagram don't test me bitch

- *send picture* wtf / oMG AHAH / same

- sarah / gabi aka satan in disguise

- cuTE BOYS

- normani kordei

- hey I'm bored let's talk

- jack / sebastian

- hate. lots and lots of share hatred.

- angle LMAO

- *sends an ugly selfie / embarrassing picture of them* wHAT AM I

- rage

- nOBODY HAS GRAMMAR NAMDJDJCKFNC

- liam

- tell me what you think about this story idea

- I really need to update a book

- help with me w/ book, cover, life in general

- relationship advice even though none of us have been in a relationship before @@ rose

- we should do a bitch squad story sprEE

- I have too many story ideas aha dELETE

- *sends picture* looK AT THIS BITCH

- I am such a stalker lolololol @@ ally

- fUCK HIM ALLY

- ^ HEY ITS ILLEGAL DONT RAPE HIM @@ ROSE

- sadness when bae is taken

- evil, evil, really evil rose

- "we don't bite
well we will when we have to but" - chelsea, december 28th 2015

- someone; get an instagram rose
rose; lmao no

- cassie; hey
someone; yOURE BACK FROM THE DEAD HEY CASSIE

- rose; victoria is too long so I'm gonna call you ria from now on

- #jordyndancingtostuff

- when you're fifteen going on fifteen

- victoria; NINE INCLUDING NINE
ally; Okay

- chelsea's unknown husband

- ship names (viam, bralyssa, serose, titantic)

- ow my *insert body part* hurts @@ rose

- colton haynes gifs @@ chelsea

- victoria's little sister

- ^ that heart needs to gtFO

- allt, tia, ross

- bralyssa memes

- ally; auTOCORRECT HATES ME

- I just wanna see either jack, seb, or the guy across the road again ergh @@ rose

- victoria; nO ONE APPRECIATES BAND AID SHUT UP LEAVE mE aloNE

- ally; beATLES IS ON SPOTIFY GOOD LORD HELP ME

- someone; why does—
rose; BECAUSE DEMOCRACY

- victoria; wOLVES IS THE SHIT LISTEN TO IT
ally; I'll listen to it
victoria; yES
*a minute later*
ally; it's good
victoria; aLLY I KNOW YOU DIDNT FINISH THE SONG LISTEN TO IT

- fiesta of love / democracy / hatred

- FARHAN MY BAE

- brogan's two day relationship

- ally; life still sucks

- "do you like 5sos / taylor swift??"
victoria; ... bruh

- ally; you're as relevant as hitting a rooster with a shovel to make chicken nuggets

- normaNIIIIIIIII @@ chelsea

- ally; I have a gun in my profile picture. pew pew

- victoria; liam takes me as a joke
chelsea; victoria fuck him

- 7th grade me was boss @@ chelsea

- ally; how do you murder someone politely

- so mANY HYPOCRITES

- I KICKED MY CRUSH IN THE FACE THREE TIMES @@ rose

- rose; I loOK LIKE THE KID FROM HOME ALONE

- rose; why did someone say rape
ally; it was an autocorrect for rose

here's to 2016.